Shake And Bake

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

Okay well sorry i died in ur bathroom get over it

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

original sin (insider trading)

daddy i’ll be honest kitten has killed before and will kill again

what i need is a devout knight

breaking news dc cancels all of their comics. just fucking all of them. “someone on the internet drew batman touching a dick,” they said in a statement. “so we’re shutting it down. america is dead.”

I'm sorry i called your mom a "salt & vinegar typa bitch" at the table and I'm sorry i doubled down by insisting it was a compliment

does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird

Depends. Are you catholic?

on wikipedia straight up "learning it". and by "learning it" i mean, lets just say.. information

do not go to therapy. enough people went to grant us all herd immunity. we are all fine and we will all be fine God bless