Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

I'm giving it all she's got boss

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

Some of you need to hang out with normal people and just stop overthinking and blast some pop music and have a nice beverage

I refuse to listen to radio music.

All modern pop music is some whore singing about her cunt.

No thanks.

I will listen to literally anything but Pop. Black fucking Tschiakowsky or Judas Priest, I don't care, but for the love of God, anything but Pop. Or Rap. Otherwise I will take anything. Classic, Rock, Metal, if you insist rap, Electro, Jazz, Swing, fucking russian tribal synth, but not Pop.

straight girls posing together for a pic:

lesbians posing together for a pic:

don't talk to me or my 300 pornbot followers ever again

It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

I have no idea when this was originally posted, but NASA is working on their Europa mission RIGHT NOW to look for alien life! But get this, they theorize that because of the depth, gravity, and composition of the oceans, any organisms that lived there would be waaay bigger than aquatic life on Earth. So far everything’s going well with regards to their Europa mission so they should have a spacecraft on its way to look for giant sea monsters in space in only a few years. (The planned date is in the early 2020s.)

Looks like my negotiations worked. You’re welcome, humanity.

I’ve never been gripped with such cold terror and pure delight in my LIFE

explaining to an 18th century sailor that we’re looking for sea monsters in space. 

The launch date for the Europa Clipper is October 2024.

Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space 

Send me your anonymous thoughts, I wanna see what's going on with you !

absolutely vile for adults to be making those ‘actually weird kids who hiss in the hallways deserved to be brutally bullied’ posts btw. those are children. you are 25

guys

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

happy 10 year anniversary lmao

I love getting to be my butch’s personal porno………..when she admits, blushing hard and not making eye contact, what she likes to watch when she’s all by herself, loves those girls alone in their rooms, touching themselves and moaning and cumming over and over for the camera. and I tilt up her chin and lock eyes with her and say “you know, baby, you don’t have to watch a video for that, i’m right here.” and I strip for her and let her take in every inch of my body before I lay back and spread myself open, already soaking wet from how ravenously she’s watching me. I slowly dip my fingers into the wet pooling in my swollen pussy, spreading it slowly across my lips, moaning softly. her face is still frozen as I start to slowly circle my clit, bucking my hips up just slightly into the sensation. “you can have fun, too, you know. go ahead and make yourself feel good, my love. I’m here just for you.” and her face immediately melts as she reaches between her legs.

I start rubbing faster, grinding up into my hand harder, mouth falling open as moans and whimpers stream out, all mixed up with her name. her moans start low and soft, her eyes locked on my body, on my fingers curling inside of me. “you—you have such a pretty pussy, baby. all—all mine.” and i nod and nod, my wet gushing into my hand. suddenly, her body tenses up, her voice catches, moaning that she is going to cum, she can’t help it, and she comes apart as her orgasm rocks her body. my fingers circle faster watching her cum like that, I just can’t help it, and it sends me over the edge, too. I’m whimpering, gasping for air, as I cum for her for what feels like an eternity. just her pretty little fuckdoll.

(men dni, minors dni)

Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it

Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue

Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue

I’m spreading it everywhere

@jaekaeyay here ya go

oh my fucking god. she’s unironically saying men have cooties

Now that this has blown up, I want everyone reblogging it to know their blog has man residue on it

Reblog to get man residue on your blog

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

happy too tired July everyone

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every time i hear “very super extremely rare disorder that effects only 1% of the population” i die a little inside petition for psychiatrists to take an intro to statistics class

This!!!

I remember sitting in a lecture hall of like 280-320 people going … So 3 people in this room? Oh this one is 1-2% of the population so like 6 people in this room? Why is this prof talking as if no one in this room could possibly have this disorder???

american psycho x mean girls

cakes for when you die and get brought back but there's something wrong with you and everyone can tell

new quiz! what famous male manipulator r u

hitting the “ask app not to track” button when an app asks permission to track me across the web knowing it isn’t going to listen & it is 100% an illusion of choice

can we stop adding -wave and -core to shit now it’s done. it’s finished

no longer hardcore now I’m just hard