Lost in the jungle trying to catch a cup made of water, tumble stone, flashing light. ~ The blood runs hot and thick, smells green– wet as topsoil ~ to a child of open grassland. ~ Insects scream, and sleep comes a tiger from the dark, claws rend nightmare. ~ I bleed too much in all my dreams. * – S. E. De Haven
Can I ask for your juliantina baby's first birthday headcanon?
Uhm…Juliana is so not about Grandiosity, but Valentina “Let Me Fill The Pool With Flowers For Our Second Swim Lesson” Carvajal has exactly Zero (0) chill. No chill. Absolutely none to be found. So when Luis Leonardo turns one she converts the backyard of the Carvajal house into a Circus. Like…all out. Clowns, jugglers, a big top tent where the “party” happened, and safe but exotic animals that did little tricks for the kids but also could be part of a petting zoo of sorts.
Juliana is all:
Like…“Val…did I just see a baby lion and a bear cub get unloaded from a truck?”
And Val is all:
That idiot is super proud like “Yeah. Cool, isn’t it?! The kids can play with them. We’re making a huge donation to their wildlife reserve. They’re really well taken care of.”
And then Juliana is like “THAT’S NOT THE POINT!” but Val is still in the background like:
Because Val begged to be the one to organize it and Juls was like “Fine but…Val…nothing crazy. Promise me”. And Val was like “Yeah yeah totally. Super laid back.” *cue the wild animals* ljksdhfgjksdfg
In Val’s mind she was like “I mean, as long as it all fits in the backyard it surely doesn’t count as crazy. It’s the backyard. Totally not crazy.”
Juls eventually has a ton of fun because Luis Leonardo has the time of his life with the animals but Val has to get a talking to in the kitchen first because that’s just…what needs to happen. That’s what wives do. They bust your balls a little before they admit you did good lol
When will people get their head out of their asses and stop being entitled and realize that actors/actresses don't owe them anything? Why can't we just all be grateful with what Barbs and Maca are giving us? And to everyone who hates on Barbara fucking Lopez for being the way she is??? YOU CAN ALL SUCK DICK
Coming into my house and hating on this angel
I won’t put my feelings aside, much less to please other people.
...what hips? That girl is a toothpick???
THIS RIGHT HERE YOU GUYS, is the epitome of White Culture™️ because honestly, it’s not our fucking job to “educate you” it’s your job to educate yourself. Watch the whole novela, or talk to someone who ACTUALLY SPEAKS SPANISH and ACTIVELY LISTEN to know the concept of the novela as a whole before you post this video and call yourself a “Juliantina Connoisseur”. Don’t roll your eyes and sarcastically remark that “You know it’s a breakthrough,” “You know it’s some ppl’s experience but not everyone’s.” Because you actually don’t know what it’s like, you don’t actually understand. White ppl seriously need to learn how to stfu.
Since @commanderoswald asked I decided to do a thing and figure out how big ADC’s hands are:
Okay here’s the picture I used in its all unedited Getty Images glory. I used this picture cause you can clearly see her hand is as straight as a white boy wearing basketball shorts and adidas flip flops in the snow. Also it has a standard size mug in it.
Let’s first draw some guides so we can see everything better. Nice.
And now let’s copy the mug and superimpose it against her finger and as you can see here they’re the same size. So how tall is a standard size mug you ask? I measured the standard size mugs I own in my home and they’re about 3.75 inches tall. ADC’s middle finger is 3.75 inches long or 9.5 cm.
Okay but like obviously we want to know how big her actual hands are right? So here’s the mug superimposed next to her hand without her fingers.
It’s a little bigger than her hand size and after measuring it’s actually 87.5% as tall as the mug which makes it 3.28 inches tall. Add this to her finger size (3.75 inches) and you get her hand length total which is 7.03 inches or 17.85 centimeters. For reference, the average woman’s hand size is only 6.77 inches or 17.2 centimeters long.
CONCLUSION: ADC’s hands are 0.26 inches bigger or 4% bigger than the average woman’s hands and her fingers literally make up 53% of her entire hand. They’re the equivalent of shoving a standard size mug up your vagina.
I can’t…fucking lesbians.
They are, thorough.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY IS THIS BACK ON MY DASH LET IT DIE
Barbara Lopez + that pose [alternative title: hands up for gay rights]
Do you think Valentina took Juliana to the Valle house to have sex or just to have a day away?
Clearly they went to have a nice cup of tea and talk about the weather for a little bit. Obviously. Valentina dressed herself in the ONE good look she ever had on the show just so they could start a two person book club. Tchaikovsky and Thoreau were the primary points of discussion on the agenda that day. What is sex? Valentina doesn’t know such word.
Bitch…what kind of question is that? The only reason Juls wasn’t getting railed the moment they stepped inside was because Val was being polite and giving her a tour so Juliana could see all the surfaces she was about to get fucked on.
Okay papi, see if I got it right. First is Lexa (dark hair, green eyes ? Your weakness?), I agree with you some looks are idiotic, second is Jules? Third Griff, forth Val (you called her an alien before she got in your good graces ahahahahah) just tell me if I got it right 😈
So many of you nosy fucks trying to guess in my inbox and not one person has got it right, not even close to right actually hfksjfksjf
Well, actually someone did but not in my inbox. Vittoria sent me a chat like two seconds after I posted the ask with them in perfect order because she knows me too well.
you think they would had sex in the car if they were not interrupted?
Wh…are you guys okay today? What are these questions?
They were legit two seconds away from Alirio having to steam a wet bare butt impression out of that back seat. The moment that jacket came off I was like “This poor fucking man is about to have a heart attack when he comes back and finds them naked and knuckle deep.” They both admitted they weren’t going to stop and like……what would’ve been the way out of that one? What was their plan here? “Oh, Alirio! She stopped breathing. I was giving her mouth to mouth…in her vagina.”
