Ash must be fucking rich if he gonna catch and feed and clean and take care of every single fucking Pokémon. Nobody really considers the financial impact of owning Pokémon.

Source: reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts

By Ken Geiger.

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when friends talk to me about their men

i think we shoukd have glowstick juice injected in our bones when we’re born so if we break em theres a fun little surprise

whats the surprise

blood poisoning

— R.M. Drake

— Melly (ambiguities)

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

Sleepy lion roadblock. 

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manga lied to me. i never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side

its always me picking up the cats

maybe im the bad boy