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ig; shaymiskinis

@shaymiskinis

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lovlae

i’m such a fast walker i get pissed as hell when ppl walk less than 20 mph

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Isn’t it crazy how people can be in your life every second of every day and in an instant they can become a complete stranger?

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ʖ haha got ur nose

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has anyone else’s life been really off lately or is it just me

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*makes a phone call*

*walks around in circles*

Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.

Fucking stupid ass brain

Another fun fact- If you are falling in a dream and suddenly wake up. it is because your brain thought you were dying and started panicking.

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me: please don't panic and overanalyze things again
brain: how bout i do a n y w a y
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hemingay
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person