Shayla

I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert.

Soft mornings 😌 Commission for @primesonic

Ey yo! I’m opening for commissions again! 

At the end of last year I had to take my dog to emergency and the bill really put a dent on my finances that I haven’t been able to recover since.

L1nks to more info and samples can be found on my blog’s sidebar. Feel free to reply here or DM me if you got any questions! I have been posting mostly on TVV1ter nowadays, so feel free to check there for more recent art!

-CuppaJo

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I’m wearing these right now omg

I have a pair they're amazing

tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

lmfaooooo

My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in English

It goes something like this

Q: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?

A: Because the British are missing the queen and the Americans are missing two towers (rooks).

To whoever unfollowed me for this: I didn’t even come up with the joke myself, you should unfollow my dad instead.

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

this girl told me she had a daddy fetish and i successfully deprogrammed it out of her by yelling at a football game on TV all day

i think it was after the 12th time i yelled "obvious holding! are these refs blind?" when she became sexually normal

I’ve got another orange cat video to show....

what a week huh?

happy one year anniversary to this clusterfuck of a week

happy 2nd anniversary to *waves vaguely*

(source)

sorry the what? the what moray

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

getting ready to joust at hole depot :)

home depot* jesus christ

THE HOLE DEPOT