as we all know, the best vines are the ones with dogs. here’s a bunch of doggy vines!!!!!!

This made me v happy

Guaranteed to brighten your day at least a little

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

Off topic, but very important! I was taught to yell “this is not my mom/dad.” A young kid freaking out in public is likely to be ignored out of embarrassment, but a kid telling you right out that they don’t know who is messing with them? That will turn heads.

VERY IMPORTANT!! 

You’ve been visited by the Money Bird. He only appears every 500 years.

Reblog the Money Bird in 10 seconds and you will be blessed with loads of sweet cash in your life!!!

When my mom was a kid she was once hit and continously bullied by one of her teachers (she was in third grade) and once my grandma caught that teacher in the street and she started swinging at her, no intro nothing lmao

My grandmother and her sisters were in a recently integrated school back in the day. My great grandmama went up to their school after they came home crying cause students were calling them n*gger and what not. She looked their principal in the face with a double barrel shotgun in one hand and a cigarette in the other and told him if her babies come home crying again she was gonna burn the school down with them inside. They never had any trouble after that. Great grandmama was a real one.

When I was in first grade the teacher I had was racist and I’d go home crying everyday because of this woman, so one day my mom showed up at the school and almost choked her and ended up getting a restraining order, for the rest of the year the teacher didn’t say shit to me because she knew my mama didn’t give one fuck about a restraining order lmao, to this day she’s still not allowed on the school’s property and I’m a whole ass adult

Grandmas ain’t nuthin 2 play wit

x

This is the only day you can reblog this gif

Reblog in 40 seconds and you will be put on the path to achieve your dreams and find your fortune

WELP.

Can’t hurt.

Bet

I’ve been rolling in the dough lately so it seems like these things are working 🙏🏻

No they literally work

I reblogged this the other day and literally got a settlement check from an old job. like LMAO ?????????????????????????? 

i’ve got nothing to lose lol

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

Yowch, disgusting.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

Always reblog this

If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend

IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.

If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.

If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.

Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.

Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.

I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.

I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.

Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone

Make sure the romance is there on both sides people

Screw people who don’t believe in male rape.

Everyone can be raped and denying that because of your childish, pathetic hatred for men is quite frankly disgusting.

Please watch this video and cry with me. Send me a ask after you watched, and say what you think about. And reblog if you liked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtf7hC17IBM

You must be in the wrong place…

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

not risking it.

Not even scrolling past it

I deserve an apology smh

i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol

reblog for noises

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

reblog cuz captions amazingly accurate

THE MEEP

I am making this plea anonymously because my online identity is tied to my real life in significant ways.

I am a black lesbian who has lived in fear of her violently abusive and homophobic father for over two decades. He has been physically and emotionally violent since my infancy, and he began to sexually abuse me in 2015. He does not know I am a lesbian, and if he finds out, he will not hesitate to kill me. He has attempted to kill me several times over the course of my life, and after a recent attempt, I have realized that I can no longer put off escaping. More details about the abuse I have suffered are available here if needed.

I initially planned to leave in a year’s time to hide away enough money for rent, prepare what I need, and give myself the best chance of a secure and permanent escape – other women who have tried to flee my family have been hunted by my father and his brothers and dragged back. My father forces financial control on me and other members of my family, and so I do not have enough saved. However, my living situation has become imminently dangerous, and so I must dramatically shorten my timeline.

Please help me leave and stay gone. All I want is to live in peace.

paypal.me/turningtowardthesun

‼️‼️help her‼️‼️

please spread this and donate if you’re able to. she’s a dear friend who has supported me as well as others through rough times, and she needs our support. 💖

Please donate I’ve seen lots of people gain a lot from her work and so if you’re able to, help, circulate this

You gotta see the reaction when this German Shepard realizes his owner isn’t behind him…

that was so intense

where is her oscar I’m shaken

She’s just like damn I can’t lose my human again I’m not paid nearly enough why am I still doing this where the hell did that dumb- oh there you are okay let’s go

That stressed me out. Stop that.

It (2017, dir.  Andrés Muschietti )

This greedy bitch already had a whole BOX of cookies on his bed. Deserved it. 

“Who was he?” Oh nobody JUST A KID THAT FUCKING DIED

By FDASuarez

the first-ever spongebob promo (from 1999)

OMG 😭😭😭

I love when guys do that loud grunt/moan thing when they cum especially if it is followed or preceded by the word “fuck”