That one theory that GLaDOS was Chell’s mother or whatever really ruined the perception of Portal 2’s story because replaying the game as an adult makes it abundantly clear that GLaDOS and Chell are obviously lesbians in a love/hate relationship
Even discounting the fact that Still Alive and Want You Gone are the gayest fuck you break-up songs in video game history, there's also the fact that Erik Johnson literally agreed with an interviewer's perception of her as a "jealous ex-girlfriend".
Throwback to my first time cheating at multiplayer minecraft. Put your torches down, let me explain. And no, I haven’t done it since.
I don’t remember what version it was, only that it was a very long time ago. Food healed hearts directly, and- this is the important part- mossy cobblestone could not be crafted or mined anywhere in the overworld save the floors of dungeons.
It also was a brilliant, vibrant green, so much more aggressive than its current gentle texture, but that’s neither here nor there.
I was playing on a survival server I’ve long since forgotten the name of, and I was putting the finishing touches on my lovely brick house. But the floor, no no. I was a picky child; only the finest of flooring would do.
I wanted mossy cobblestone.
Immediately I was at an impasse. I could strip mine and explore caves in the hope of finding one dungeon; but I needed two whole stacks of it for my floor. There was no /locate command at the time, and I knew nobody else well enough to ask for it. And at the time, chunkbase and other seed scanning tools didn’t exist; not that it would have helped, since I didn’t have the world seed.
Perplexed, I logged off and consulted with friends at school the next day.
There, I was advised to try an x-ray texture pack.
So I did.
And it worked a treat! The dungeons were rendered perfectly visible to me, and I easily dug straight down (smart and subtle!) and raked in the precious mossy cobblestone I needed.
At one point, one of the mods asked me in chat if I was x-raying. Having just turned off the pack minutes before the message came through, I cheerfully said no and skipped off to finish my floor.
At no point during this entire exercise did it occur to child me to use the x-ray pack to mine for the diamonds I could clearly see.
(this isn't sarcastic btw you were using xray correctly 💯)
No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!
I'm not ALLOWED to enjoy it yet, I'm not ALLOWED!!!
☀️ the sun?..
my favorite part of my drawing process is comparing the first color sketch and final art
Our blessed tumblr
A holy site
Nah nah nah, you ain’t hiding this in the tags
Not one of the 7 deadly sins, but a secret 8th sin
sorry what
how did this bird escape a hieronymous bosch painting?
she’s trying to bribe you to let her go
A pretty goth woman killed people by leaping through a window and slitting their throats with her cool Freddy Krueger glove.
We went to see Barbie last night and at one part in the movie where it got super quiet, you could hear a bomb go off and shake the walls from the theater next to us because they were watching Oppenheimer. The way everyone started laughing💀
Soul Society: [on fire]
Mayuri + Urahara doing science exposition in the glowing lab:
Someone give me a boouigi fanfiction in where king boo gets really upset that Bowser kidnapped in Luigi ( it was by accident though )
King boo is trying to play it off as in “““he’s my nemesis not yours back the fuck off”””and Bowser is just like “oh my God you have a crush on greenie”
Bowser Try’s playing the ultimate wingman
Luigi is in a queer distress
Mario is just in distress
King boo is just a lovestruck fool
Princess peach is the mom friend
Daisy is Luigi’s best friend whose mind seems to always be in the gutter
Bonus points if this ends up a throuple ship in where Bowser finds out that he’s falling for Luigi so this ends up turning into some sort of competition and by the end of it Luigis just like why not I just give both of you a chance and Mario is like why not you just give me an aneurysm by this point :D
they would never berate luigi for choosing to date King boo but they will make sure king boo treats him right or else it’s on sight
I saw this and I thought of them-
WATCH AS KING BOO GETS PROGRESSIVLEY MORE PINK THE LONGER I DRAW HIM!!
This is from an AU that I’ve been thinking of in where king boo and Luigi, are next-door neighbors
What’s happening here is that Luigi is sick but the boo’s need help and king boo went off to Island Delfino so Luigi, even though he has a stomach bug goes off to help the boo’s with their problem
King boo returns right when luigi finished helping out, he also returns just in time to see Luigi run to where the bathroom is to dispel his guts out in the toilet
After finding out what happened as well as finding out that no Luigi is not dying he’s just sick and needs some attention (had to call Mario for that and for advice)
After some TLC, Luigi ends up, falling asleep in king boo’s arms as king boo looks at Luigi with worry and admiration his tail slightly wagging, since this would be the first time he’s gotten to hold him so close.
Did I draw this because I myself am sick with a stomach bug and have been emptying my guts out for the past 24 hours? yes.
Did I make it in were Luigi technically needs to get shit done/go to work even though he’s sick because I need to go to work even though I’m sick? also yes.
✨Sometimes the best inspiration is things that you find in the world around you ✨
Also inks don’t!! I know what you’re gonna say but I’m not apologizing because they’re cute and you know it 😤
In which E Gadd gives Luigi the Ghost Sex Talk.
Rambling, meme, and extra drawing under the cut:
in honor of the uptick of bowser x luigi and king boo x luigi fan art i’ve been seeing recently 😭
i’m sure this exists somewhere already but surprisingly i have not come across anything of the sort so here
steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual
he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone
he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws
The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed
The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.
he plead guilty