weird plant people of tumblr: ☼ Pwease don’t kill the wittle insects~~~~ ♥

me to the bug that’s been divebombing me for the past 15 minutes:

Watch with sound on and sound off for maximum effect

“Not fabulous.”

Sophocles, Elektra (trans. by Anne Carson)

But why aren’t we talking about this???

born to be mild

*mediocre guitar solo*

this is a real fucking clip

does john mulaney know that he is literally one of the only stand-up comedians to ever transcend traditional media and become a meme and social media icon or does he just live in his 1950s schoolboy bliss

HE KNOWS NOW BECAUSE HIS WIFE MAKES FUN OF HIM WITH IT

John Mulaney: the English major who never read Shakespeare

he paid 120,000 dollars for someone to tell to go read Jane Austin and then he didn’t

We’ll see who smites who 👊✨⚡

Me, drunk at 3 am, yelling at Odin

thanks I hate it

You Got a Friend In Horse