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@sharktoraptor / sharktoraptor.tumblr.com

Hello yes I'm Shark and I don't know whats supposed to go here. They/them
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mclennonyaoi

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

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mclennonyaoi
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mclennonyaoi

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

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mclennonyaoi

damn

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mclennonyaoi

HE LEFT

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mclennonyaoi

????

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mclennonyaoi

oh my god

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mclennonyaoi

KILL HIM

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mclennonyaoi

he is DONE.

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mclennonyaoi

HELP ME .

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mclennonyaoi

wow. ok.

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mclennonyaoi

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

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mclennonyaoi

doing a reread now this is so cunty

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mclennonyaoi

goddamn .

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katelyn-danger

As someone who's listened to all of the Alex Jones depositions, this is the funniest thing I've seen Mr. Bankston do

#good lord i just read this whole thing and holy SHIT hsdfhshd
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evilwizard

me: Storytime—I Bought That Mysterious Amulet You Said Was Cursed ‼️‼️

my apprentice: why are you talking like that

me:

my apprentice: is it the curse

me: My Apology Video (I F*cked Up!) 😱 Should Have Listened To My Apprentice 😭

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bagofbonesmp3

I’m a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: “there is only one gender… iguana” and i had to mute my microphone

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geekysteven

“there is only one gender… iguana”

Attached image is a cartoon iguana surfing with a speech bubble

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list of the funniest bitches in saw:

  1. john kramer: played some 8d chess games. this man figured out the mathematic equations to predict reality and every decision any person would ever make and was like. yes i do believe i should use this superpower to kill and maim
  2. hoffman: chad strides into a fucking police station and just like singlehandedly mows down an entire precinct. that was the redemption arc.
  3. slow-ass jeff: my man downed a bottle of xanax before his game and was like. this game moves at my speed, no faster. and i respect that. also cozy as fuck in his PJs.
  4. too-fast rigg: hoffman literally begged this man to go spend time with his wife and was free to end his game whenever he wanted. literally if he had stopped for a burger everyone would have survived.
  5. agent strahm:
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saw-heritage-posts

saw heritage post

#saw#q
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maculategiraffe

nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?