*having a discussion with my friends but I'm secretly an alien who's only learnt human culture through watching movies about organised crime*
Ah yes the tooth fairy. She's the one that leaves the briefcase full of money under the pillow when someone knocks your fucking teeth out, if i capeesh correctly
showing my blood places it's never seen before!
1. the world outside my body
2. hhopital
a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.
NEVER write into your literary works a character to serve as a foil lest I make them HOMOSEXUAL LOVERS
boy whos a girl whos a boy was actually named something of the year but it was too loud in the theatre and nobody heard oh well
ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOOOVE
Had to do this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2024 was a good year for the word “Slop”.
I got bored on the bus ride home so I drew some sharks :p I actually love them so much they’re such cuties!!
Opinion on lesbian ghosts?
neutral. except Jenny. she knows what she did
watching a film from the 2000s is so sad cos theres like 90 male actors who are like sooooo famous and have been in everything and then i have seen all the female actors in at most one other thing cos they got slightly old and never did anything famous again
i went to the met today
Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.
So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh
i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can
Wednesday: This is preposterous! I will NOT stand for this—this slander! *furiously storms off*
Bianca: Geeze, what crawled up her murder hole?
Enid: Wends just found out she made it onto a certain list.
Divina: An employment blacklist?
Yoko: The No Fly List?
Bianca: FBI’s Most Wanted?
Enid: *amused grin* Well, actually…
— Somewhere far north. —
Elf: *wide-eyed* But Sir, she’s never been on this list! Are you sure there wasn’t an error?
Santa: Quite sure. She saved her school again, maimed nine fewer people than last year, AND actively prevented an orphanage from burning down.
Elf: That’s… wow. Nine fewer? Okay. Understood, Sir. Anything else?
Santa: Hm. Prep a Saint-class gift basket.
Elf: For whom, Sir?
Santa: Enid Sinclair. She does us all a service.
santa put me on the Nuanced list this year
the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"
CAN WE MAYCHANCE NOT 😭
they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked
you were the control
fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo
highkey probably not good that my son traded our cow for some beans. unless they're magic ofc but what the fuck good ever happens in my life
dave and busters what the fuck is a sticky creebler
First of all put some respect on my name
*over the phone*
Threatening voice: I'm missing something of great importance to me, and I have reason to believe that you are the one responsible. If you do not return what belongs to me within the next fifteen minutes, there will be grave consequences...
Yoko: son of a- Look, Addams, You can't keep pulling this ghostface bullshit everytime you want Enid to cut girl's night short to go cuddle with you.
Threatening voice Wednesday: ... Fifteen minutes. You have been warned.
Wednesday: Betrayal. And by the one whom is supposed to be my closest ally. Now I see where your loyalties truly lie.
Enid: ...Babe, this isn't about loyalty, it's just that it would be, like, super illegal for me to use my wolf form to threaten the sherif into dropping all 22 of your felony charges.
Wednesday: What I'm hearing is that chivalry is dead and you don't love me
Enid: ...
Enid: *Sigh*
Enid: *transforms*
