The Ruggie is a pressure-sensitive alarm clock that won’t shut off until you’re standing on it. Source
mydrunkkitchen
Hacked
Hah 😂
Source: didyouknowblog.com
Anonymous asked:
Hangrid
thank you babe!
- Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: Ingrid, she’s an early riser.
- Who’s the one to make breakfast: Ingrid when she’s the first one up but if they’re both up I think they cook together.
- Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: This is definitely something Hannah would do for Ingrid, especially if she’s having a bad time lately.
- Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: Ingrid for sure (not that Hannah would protest).
- Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: Hannah. They’re both hard workers, definitely, but Hannah is the more mellow one when it comes to schedules.
- Who chooses the movies: I could see them doing a little rock-paper-scissors action when they can’t agree on a movie.
- Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: Hannah
- Who orders lunch: I think it’s interchangeable, but I could see Hannah wanting to treat her sometimes.
- Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: Ingrid (but she would actually get away with it…sometimes).
- Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: Ingrid is definitely a napper (and cuddler), so Ingrid.
- Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: Hannah but they distract each other just being together *inserts every love-eyes hangrid picture out there*
- Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: Ingrid for sure
- Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: Hannah, she can’t resist seeing Ingrid looking so little and adorable with her kid-size cone.
- Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Ingrid
- Who cooks dinner: I feel like Hannah’s more a dinner gal, but they often cook together.
- Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: JOINT EFFORT!
- Who stays up until 2 reading: Hannah
- Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: Hannah stares at Ingrid when she falls asleep super early ‘cause she’s laaame (jk)
- Who kisses their partner while they sleep: Ingrid but they’re both so touchy-feely people I could easily picture both doing this.
Naww 😘
This is so necessary! 😀
THIS IS THE TIGHTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN
das–kikiface
I can’t even express how much I needed to see this right now. I’m so much happier than I as a minute ago.
every day that passes I’m more grateful that jimmy fallon lives on this earth
veryfunnymemes
klaviergavin
??? what is this ???
sniffing
the worst 45 seconds of your life
Feel the pain 😂
dahliamoonsage
This is my cat, Trouble. He thinks he’s a dog and pants when he gets excited. Get him famous.
Mlah mlah mlah mlah
Bahahaha 😂😂
Saying you handle transactions for a multi-billion dollar company is way better than saying you’re a cashier at McDonald’s
felinerage
That’s pretty much how a well written resume works.
Need to up my bullshitting game
Yea 👍💯
I’m so overwhelmed and thrilled with all the attention my recent #GirlLove campaign has gotten. Thank you to everyone who has been posting and sharing the message. I wanted to take this opportunity to write a few words about the campaign.
#GirlLove isn’t just a trend or a fad. Nor do I wish for it to be a “viral video” that has a hot minute. The way I see it, #GirlLove is about making a conscious decision that results in a long term change. Ladies, at some point we’ve all had that hostile thought or feeling towards another woman and having that thought or feeling doesn’t make you a bad person. We’re all complex humans. Believing in #GirlLove doesn’t suddenly rid you of those thoughts. It’s not a spell and we’re not wizards (unless you’re Emma Watson in which case, you’re totally a wizard and I’m sorry. I love you).
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Although fuelled by social media, #GirlLove isn’t just a tweet or instagram post. It is a challenge we should accept today, tomorrow and everyday after. The next time the temptation to participate in girl-on-girl hate presents itself, be self-aware, take control of your mind and make a positive change. That’s #GirlLove.
We’re in this together.
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“Who needs any sort of DNA testing? It’s very clear this holiday season that I am this woman’s child.” x
