The Orangutan is a hybrid between an orange and a primate called the chimpanutan. It is the only known fruit-mammal hybrid.

This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!

i can’t believe disney has me crying about a goddamn duck

howd spongebob get this ripped 😓😫 what’s his max on the bench💪💪he swole

me coming to my senses: wow he was ugly

life imitates plames

totally not the other way around

plames came first

He sounds like your neighbor stepping on a pitfall seed off camera

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

Yep

The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….

its too early for this

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

#1 has worked in retail

#2 hasn’t

pics that make u go wahoo!! hell yeah!!!!

wahoo!! hell yeah!!!!

show me another cool gif and ill watch the anime dont test me

not to bring attention to a sensitive topic but I want to enjoy a nice bike ride with a little cat sitting in the front basket

10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food.

By Blossom

The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week. 

That’s why Dr. Marcoh kept all his research hidden in a cook book

These 3 always go to bed like this. (via sirmakoto)

The Scarlett Johansson jokes will never not be funny

He better play df out this role

my cat joined my dad and my dog on their morning walk

those meows: “wait for me, wait for me!”

this video nourishes me