Saying something risky right before you leave the conversation
I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.
This is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED
“The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there. On such short notice. Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allow it!”
Tumblr may have banned porn. But you can still follow me and watch as I get fucked by life
me @ staff next week when the porn survives

I was expecting a loud noise or a jump scare or destruction. What I got-
All I know is my dash is 90% more nudity than ever before, now.
we got no jobs, no future, no planet or economy or society that haven’t been fucked up by the generations before us, but you know what we have tons of?
Spite.

This is beautiful and true.

me: I am relatively young, i think
my joints any time i move:
Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog

Live horny die horny motherfuckers

please may i have some coochie





