frank what’s your favourite animal

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I love small birds in general! I love crows in particular, for instance because I see a crow around my house daily.

I love parrots, because I'm not a human and a parrot's life is like my life.

I love seabirds, because they're like seabird people who know things I don't.

I love wolves because they're like dogs in that if I had one I would probably never stop looking at it.

I love rats because they're like me.

I love ferrets because I am one myself.

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frank, your love for birds birds is making me question whether or not we can be friends