can I get five more of these little blonde bitches?
a group of late 1800s miners singing a working song while hammering a massive dildo into my ass
help
drew judgment tonight i’m the only person on this whole fucking site who posts about these guys but someone’s gotta do it
Pictures I take of him VS pictures he takes of me
seat of sacrifice
very normal emotions for him
(taps mic) goth erenville
to a magician, a deck of cards is no mere plaything…
I'm a gay man and not a lesbian but I just love how there are certain videos I can look at and say "I know the 'not to be a lesbian but oh my god' tags must be in the notes" and then I look and there they are
I love lesbians and I love videos that make lesbians go "oh my god". mlm wlw solidarity
Same thoughts as a gay man
…… @thatbastardbassist what is this.
The “I am a horse” starter pack, Sath.
But..*there’s a frustrated noise*
*he chuckles* But what?
*She can’t seem to find the right words, so instead Sathire just mumbles something intelligible*
You want some Starbucks, then? *he puts an arm around her*
*The demoness makes a disgruntled face* What, so they can write horse on it? No thank-you. *She leans into Murdoc*
Dear, you’re… *he sighs, kissing her forehead* You’re adorable, ya’know?
Big update about my most Reblogged Tumblr post:
48hr tumblr blackout proposal
tumblr mobile has seadily become near unusable these past few updates. not just from a user experience perspective (which is important enough in itself) but also from an accessibility perspective.
examples include the new way the image viewer works (if you can call it "working"), the tumblr live button replacing the profile button, and that newly created blogs will be forced to have their main dashboard tab be the 'for you' page.
the demands of the protest would be along the lines of:
- reverse the recent image viewer update
- scrap the new users 'for you' page default setting
- let us turn off tumblr live indefinitely
- increase efforts against spam / porn bots
- make reporting abuse and hate speech as easy as reporting as reporting spam
- let us go nuts show nuts again... for real this time
- commit to improving usability and accessibility, and listening to users!
- (suggestions welcome!)
to protest against these usability issues, and inspired by the recent reddit blackout, i propose a 48 hour blackout (where you don't use tumblr at all). preferably of both mobile and web (since web has problems too) but mobile is the focus here.
I suggest the 48 hours between the 30th of June to the end of the 1st of July.
this marks the end of pride month (for the "queerest place on the internet") and the start of disability month (since accessibility is a massive issue here).
tumblr office is in San Francisco, USA, so the times and dates will be calculated using their time zone (PDT).
i can't afford to blaze this post so please spread it around as much as possible! protests only work if significant numbers show up!
tumblr rejected the blaze campaigns for this post because they know it would hurt them. let's make this an indefinite blackout - it's the best way to get results.
(so the blackout would be from June 30th onwards)
Me Looking Oh So Swaggerific! Someone Please Suck My Fucking Cock! I Remember It So You Don’t Have To!
ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic
she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons
nostalgia critic traumacore: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY I REMEMBERED SO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO
WHY WHY WHY WHY
WHY WHY WHY WHY
Why Do You Need To Do This
STOP THIS.
Judy there are limits
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