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@shampo-in-my-shoe

nb/ honorary blog of Just Dogs / TALK TO ME ABOUT PODCASTS

terfs be like i’m joining the fight against restrictive gender roles on the side of the restrictive gender roles

we did it patrick we saved the city

I was at a church thingy once in this huge fancy hotel and a woman complained that there was a “man” in the women’s restroom in the lobby area and the manager went and a woman came out and explained she was bald due to chemotherapy and flat-chested due to a double mastectomy, both due to breast cancer.

thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

fascinating

what the fuck is the backend of this site like

There's pretty big native American community in my city, and every once in a while they have big holiday ceremonies downtown. Full regalia, ritual dancing, the works. It's a great time.

My favorite bit is that there's always a confused baby. Like, one of the dancers brought their toddler. Gave em a little costume, and just kinda let em hang out. They're never on mark. Shit rules. The crowd always goes nuts for the confused baby.

I love to make meth in the subway with what appear to be sugar packets

Person who never takes public transit seeing a classic “random shit strewn about the train car”: oh god. Oh god. Is this meth.

The Alchemist of the Subway

Green cap bottles are Zyrtec, OTC allergy medication. Pretty sure red cap bottle is Tylenol. What does the NY Post think meth is made out of

"chemicals"

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Some of that is straight up loose dog food

While every force available in the world is searching for the 5 people in the oceangate submersible, a boat filled with mostly Syrian and Pakistani refugees sank under still “unknown” circumstances off the coast of Peloponnisos, Greece (with the coast guard present). More than 600 people drowned but guess which of the two is making headlines

Hello Neil, have you seen the news about an amateur submarine that sank in the Atlantic Ocean and now there are people there without much hope of salvation. Do you think they will be saved? I feel sorry for these people, I hope everything will be fine

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I have indeed seen that news. Did you know that last week a ship with about 750 migrants on it sank off the coast of Greece? 82 bodies were recovered, about a hundred people were saved, another 500 people are unaccounted for and probably drowned. The vessel may have capsized due to the Greek Coast Guard trying to tow it. Most of the people on the ship were from Pakistan, trying to get to Italy.

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Anonymous asked:

warlock is to witch as wizard is to ___ ?

These aren't really meaningful terms outside of specific sorts of historical discussions. There's just magic and people who practice it.

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*authoritative reddit guy voice* warlock is actually just a cooler wizard. Their robes are flashier, they go a bit more creative with the hat design, and they do like, ACTUAL fireball attacks. Wizards just heat up the air and push it forward with a false current. It kinda burns but it's not really that bad lol. (Source: a kid at my college is a wizard and i best his ass for trying to enchant my gf (19, F) and his spells didn't even really hurt that much lol)

*my cursed eye begins to throb* augh fuck! Run! My wizard powers are becoming warlock powers!! There's no telling...what I might do.... Aurrugugua

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH