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@shaky-breaths

you are a masterpiece
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halseycon
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madmaxyuriroad

i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form

this is the new meme for February, y’all

famous vines in text form

Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!

DU DU DU-

IM AN ADULT VIRGIN

CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!

No, this is a crayo-

I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

911, what’s your emergency?

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe

Barbecue sauce on my titties
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eclinu
STAHP

I COULD’VA DROPPED MY

Croissant
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thetrashmouthclub

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

here he comes

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

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deathtokillian

Calling people daddy is gross

Stop kink shaming me

Kink shaming IS my kink

HHA-AHH

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crunchie-morris

What do you have?

A KNIFE!!!

NO!

Why does he have a knife?

ah, you can’t sit with us :)

actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have

Hemorrhoids
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isweartocoffee
ibroughtyoufrankincense
thank you

and i brought you myrrh

thank you

myrrh-DER

hhhhJUDAS. NO-
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sanctferum

I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.

Poseidon quivers before him!

…

fuck off!

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sasukesgreasyhair
I SAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH KATELYN YESTERDAY
R-REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

I WON’T HESITATE

BITCH

*pew*

And they were roommates!

Omg, they were roommates

WHaT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE

THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T

FUCKING

LOVE YOU

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sunstar121

two bros

Chilling in a

Hot tub
Five feet apart cause they’re
NOT GAY

*huff*

*face of ultimate betrayal & disbelief*

AdUHM

wnq-writers
“What you tell me about in the nights. That is not love. That is only passion and lust. When you love you wish to do things for. You wish to sacrifice for. You wish to serve.”

— Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms

Source: thelovejournals