Hey, who else out there is STILL pissed that they killed Darwin in X-Men First Class
Apaisement…
Il commence à faire chaud, non ? Merci @moulin-girault de nous procurer un zeste de fraîcheur. Hum… savoureux ! 💦
Since, in true Celtic fashion, I’m gonna start saying “it’s too hot” today, here’s the perfect poll…
Reblog & put your answers in the tags because I’m curious and need to know I’m not suffering alone
i want to personally thank etc for being there for me when i don't feel like listing more things
sumeru big three (that come in pairs)
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Fuck personality quizzes who do you think of when I say Neil
Well...
didn’t get enough data last time and also forgot rootbeer so let’s try again. reblog for increased sample size 👍🫡
truly and sincerely i have no idea how can anyone think that jgy has planned Anything that happened in the guanyin temple. he had ONE plan and that was to grab mom’s remains and go. but no! wgxn! then jl! then jc! it’s not a fucking metro station! but it seems it is because everyone is there, including nhs! they want to fight him! they want him to explain it to them why life isn’t fair, and when he does, they call him a son of a whore! he’s JUST about to go when they unleash the suppressed resentful corpse inferno, and when he moves to stop it, oh, what’s this!? it’s zewu-jun with his fucking sword! cool! great! he wants to leave. his ship is sailing away at a specific hour and his tickets were NOT refundable. you people are animals
#nothing went according to keikaku that night
Imagine if the guy who paid you to write all his papers back in high school brought you back from the dead 20 years later to help kill a politician
My religion is kevin offering to watch neil so he can drink on thanksgiving. In french. And then nicky going "omg neil is making the face kevin can be nice?????!?!??!" Which is hilarious because it implies that Neil really isn't as stone cold as he thinks, and he basically canonically reacts like a deer in headlights whenever someone does ANYTHING remotely nice for him.
matt: oh neil i bought this soda i know you like when i went to the store earlier
neil:
one day, you’ll look up and realise you’re home
i can't watch movies containing naval warfare for the same reason some horse lovers can't watch historic war movies where horses get shot
yes, i know the cannonballs aren't real. yes, i understand the ships are only pretending to sink. and yet, I am distress
Don't worry! The boats just turn into submarines when the sink! They don't actually take any damage, they just travel underwater to get a snack for being such good boats!
logically i know this, but it's still reassuring to hear someone say it out aloud
And! When they do a really really really good job they are given boat belly rubs! and an extra warm boat bath! I am glad I could be of help to reassure you my friend!
why do we praise boats like this boats are an invasive species and danger to the ocean and all of its natural wildlife like sharks and shipwreaks
okay wow that is a MASSIVE generalization, the boat genus has evolved over thousands of years and consists of hundreds of subspecies many of which are perfectly capable of living as part of a balanced aquatic ecosystem. boats aren't automatically evil just because *you personally* think they're big and scary.
@is-the-boat-video-cute your professional opinion?
Rating: Cute!
While there are invasive boat species (see: most species of yacht), most species of boat are fully acclimated to their environment!
this is my favourite genre of Tumblr post
what can i say tumblr loves shipping
i love the ambiguity of zelda and link's relationship. they are in love. they're just good friends. they're married. link just follows zelda around like a puppy and she got attached to him. they're t4t. they're work buddies. zelda is in love with link and hes just doing his job. link is in love with zelda and shes just doing her job. they're soulmates. they're bound together by their duty to hyrule. they're bearding for each other
