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"I ooze chimp sex appeal"

@shaiza / shaiza.tumblr.com

Paige. 28. Evolutionary sciences grad. tired. Loves cats. pees a lot. what up chumps.
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Birds of Prey (2020)

Fuck this bitch. She’s just mad more people wanna fuck Pennywise than her.

I mean, look at him.

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Holy. Shit. By all measures he is scarier than Golden Freddie but there is something alluring about his sultry gaze. Guys, I think I’m attracted to a clown O_o

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dinosaurs werent really that big. bones keep growing after you die so after million years dinosaurs look big but they werent. all the little dinosaurs were actually germs you know.

Sometimes I'll type a message and have a moment of clarity where I'm like what the fuck is wrong with me

Former Disney CEO Michael Eisner: doctor, I have depression
Kevin “Defunctland” Perjurer: go see the great clown Michael Eisner. He sucks shit and he knows it. He’s so bad at running a theme park he makes me roar with laughter. He cries at board meetings because he knows he’s nothing.
Former Disney CEO Michael Eisner: but doctor–
Kevin “Defunctland” Perjurer: I know who you are
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If you're new to tumblr from reddit, we don't do down vote here.

We have a much more …elegant system in place, which I’m sure one of my mutuals would be willing to demonstrate here.

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