Im Just An Old Man.

good thing about the hurricane though is its making all of those fun facebook hurricane event groups

this is facebooks only contribution to society. the ability to make events to stop the weather

Out of context gifs from old children’s tv shows really are the best. 

And my personal favorite

Hot Sale Stylish Skirts,Pick One For You!

mythicalmclaughlin and i are going to hell with this

I’m crying right now this isn’t a joke there are tears coming out of my eyes if I weren’t on Mobile I would provide photographic proof

this is the best thing mankind has ever created

the best thing? wow i feel powerful

I need to create a new word to express my love for this

Oh my god wHY DID WE DO THIS :DDDD

OH MAN

I don’t know why but you could get rid of the music and this clip would still be the most sexually tense thing I’ve ever seen

This one time Alex was a sweet devil.

So Ear Biscuits got released at midnight eastern time last night, and my trusty podcast app, Overcast (not a sponsor, but seriously, best podcast app ever), immediately downloaded it for me and gave me a notification for it as I got in bed. I caved and listened to the first few seconds just to see if it really was the episode or if it was I don’t know, a blank file? This is what I heard.

The episode that was released about 20 minutes AFTER this one does not start like this. I recorded all the way to the actual episode opener, though my version doesn’t have the intro music playing over it.

Sorry about the audio quality, I tried to reduce the noise as much as possible. What you’re listening to is a recording of my phone playing a recording, so there was only so much I could do. But it’s worth a listen just to hear an innuendo-laden exchange between Rhett and Link involving soft and hard sticks.

Oh wow! Thank you for posting this :)

Thank youu!!

so apparently there’s been a mini drama going on in the fine arts building

i can’t wait for someone to move the couch again so they can see the final signs that contain my unbridled rage

THIS IS YOU????

THIS IS ME AND IM PISSED

choose your fighter

Me at this point.

have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like

even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out 

shut the fuck up and look at these fucking cats holy fucking hell shitfuck holy fuck

oh hey look a locket from when I was little!

i wonder whats inside i-

Such grace.

The Beast!

I’d like this vehicle.

This would be one hell of a joyride…

A five inch thick windshield?

“You ever wanted to just… Drive through a wall?”

“N… No Mr. President.”

“… But we could…”

Meanwhile, in the Netherlands…