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Caged; Locked In Perpetual Motion

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20 | NYC | Pagan
We understood the unmistakable Two romantics on holiday How they stole our Love

I found a dog in the street abandoned like 3 weeks ago, so now I have a bulldog lmao. Crate and rotate hasn’t been that hard??? Sentry is like what

Do that!!

“This is what I would like”

Yes. Be transparent and communicate. If they disagree then respect that and embrace that you’re now one step closer to finding the right person for you

^^^

we took slinky to the vet (nothing serious dw) but the two vets just lost their absolute shit when they saw the way he ate and now a random vet has a video of slinky eating on his phone

this is how he eats btw

op I love your cat but please change your url we’ve been over this

Please watch Michael Che’s Netflix special

Since y’all keep missing the fucking point

Lmaaaooo

It’s time to master all 4 elements sisters!

this is canon from that one fire nation play tho. they look almost identical

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i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

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you heard me

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OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

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kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

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WHAT

OH MY GOD

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We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

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