clumbo life advice. be nice to ppl love ur wife love ur dog too hate guns enjoy snacks and treats harass the rich learn astrology make omelettes be short buy a big coat and wear nothing else for 30 years straight be a silly liddle fella who isnt afraid to be weird sometimes have fun have transmasc swag work hard be persistent and always remember to ask just one more thing

"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature

I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

Trans columbo poster in bushwick

don’t cry 32 heart emojis in the world ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷🤎🖤🩶🤍💔❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟😘😍🥰😻💌🫶🫀♥️

actually 29. 3 don’t show up for me

there’s love out there you can’t even see yet but i promise you it’s there 🤍

you know what’s really fun and in style right now? being kind and making others feel loved and valued

you know when little kids are told to smile for the camera and they do the biggest grin bc they aren’t self conscious about their teeth yet they just give it their all.. that’s wat this looks like

HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!

Ｉ ｄｉｄ ｎＡＵＧＨＴｔ！ Ｍｉｓｔｅｒ Ｅｌｅｃｔｉｃ ｓｅｎｄ ｈｉｍ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ   ｐｒｉｎｃｉｐａｌ＇ｓ ｏｆｆｉｃｅ ａｎｄ ｈａｖｅ ｈｉｍ ＥＸｐｅｌＬｅｄ！

The line delivery, the acting, the fact that I can hear this without sound, the way they’re treating it as though this is a murder trial, and Mr. Electric’s reaction to this are part of what makes this scene hilarious

I will always reblog Mr. Electric Kill Him

It’s so funny

Oh my god I had to find out and

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

dear dire

Guys be honest do I have same face syndrome? :/

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

Sorry as someone who teaches rhetoric this is a wonderful response to the Paradox of Tolerance. I cannot tell you how many times my students have had debates about this. This is the response. This does indeed fix it. I cannot wait to tell this to my classes now. Philosophically and rhetorically this completely resolved the Paradox of Tolerance and I am floored by its simplicity and angry I never saw it before.

don mclean really put his entire pussy into the song american pie. like don’t tell me you can listen to that song and be normal. i’m always getting up and running around yelling and we sang dirges in the dark the day the music died

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

1/4 of you guys live like this

Absolute favorite tiktok ever

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