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@shadowjazz32

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One:  Nothing has changed.  You are pretty much a twelve year old With a credit card and your financial institution Is that one kid who used to con everybody on the playground Into making bad Pokemon trades For his own profit.

Two: Tequila was a mistake. In hindsight The moment you open up that bottle of Patron Or ask the bartender for a round of shots Will be the same moment within which Everything went horribly, horribly wrong.

Three: Sex is not everything. Sure, sex is great But have you ever tried Washing your face for the first time in three days Drinking water after you brush your teeth Or eating an entire block of Parmesan cheese in one sitting?

Four: Lying gets easier as you age. Saying things that aren’t true really does get easier– I’m on my way I’ll be there soon I had a great time I love you too.

Five:  Staying alive is an art form. Some days finding the will to live Feels more like pulling your teeth out with string And a slamming door But there is a light at the end of the tunnel You just have to stay alive to find it.

-Five Things I’ve Learned About Adulthood (2019) via @lend-your-lungs-to-me

Deep, just deep...

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One:  Nothing has changed.  You are pretty much a twelve year old With a credit card and your financial institution Is that one kid who used to con everybody on the playground Into making bad Pokemon trades For his own profit.

Two: Tequila was a mistake. In hindsight The moment you open up that bottle of Patron Or ask the bartender for a round of shots Will be the same moment within which Everything went horribly, horribly wrong.

Three: Sex is not everything. Sure, sex is great But have you ever tried Washing your face for the first time in three days Drinking water after you brush your teeth Or eating an entire block of Parmesan cheese in one sitting?

Four: Lying gets easier as you age. Saying things that aren’t true really does get easier– I’m on my way I’ll be there soon I had a great time I love you too.

Five:  Staying alive is an art form. Some days finding the will to live Feels more like pulling your teeth out with string And a slamming door But there is a light at the end of the tunnel You just have to stay alive to find it.

-Five Things I’ve Learned About Adulthood (2019) via @lend-your-lungs-to-me

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Hey guys! As a writer myself, it’s hard to have a lot of resources for writing in one place. That’s why I decided to create this masterpost, and maybe make more if I find future resources. I hope you like it, and expect to see more masterposts like this in the future!

Generators

Character

Names

Plot

Setting/World-Building

Prompts

Misc

Some Tips

Just a few I found from the writing tips tag!

Vocabulary

Some Advice

Playlists

Websites and Apps

For Writing

  • ZenPen: A minimalist writing website to keep you free of distractions and in the flow.
  • The Most Dangerous Writing App: A website where you have to keep typing or all of your writing will be lost. It helps you keep writing…kind of. You can choose between a time or word count limit!
  • Evernote: An online website where you can take notes and save the product to your laptop and/or smartphone!
  • Writer, the Internet Typewriter: It’s just you and your writing, and you can save your product on the website if you create an account.
  • Wordcounter: A website to help check your word and character count, and shows words you’re using frequently.
  • Monospace: An Android app for writing on the go when you feel the inspiration, but you don’t have your laptop on you!

For Productivity

  • Tide: An app that combines a pomodoro-esque timer with nature sounds and other noises! (Google Play / Apple Store)
  • ClearFocus: An Android app with a pomodoro-type time counter to let you concentrate easier and stay productive.
  • Forest: An app with a time counter to keep you focused and off your phone, and when you complete the time limit, a tree grows in your garden! (Google Play / Apple Store)
  • SelfControl: A Mac downloadable app that blocks you from distracting mail servers, websites, and other things!

Prompt Blogs

Writing Tips Blogs

Reblogging to save a writer

Hey fellow writers! Enjoy!

Thank you

For all of the writers

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yayroos

For everyone’s information:

The plan for the 17th, when the adult content ban comes in, is to protest.

To do that, we are making as much noise either side of the 17th as possible, and using the site as normal.

On the 17th, dead silence.

People are saying log off but what they really mean is don’t open the site or the app.

But, on the 17th make as much noise as possible on every other platform. Tweet about it and post on facebook and instagram and everywhere else.

What this does is causes a massive dip in ad revenue for one single day. That does not make staff think ‘oh everyone’s gone let’s shut down.’ What it actually makes them think is ‘oh shit people aren’t happy and if people don’t keep using our site we’re out of money and out of jobs.’

A boycott reminds a company that the users (consumers) have the power to make their site (business) worthless with one single coordinated decision.

If you want to join in, here’s what to do:

Do:
  • Close all open instances of the app and site on all your devices before the 17th
  • Make posts before and after the 17th on tumblr and other platforms, talking about why this ban is bad
  • Make posts on other sites during the 17th. Flood the official tumblr staff twitter and facebook with your anger and your opinion
  • Come back on the 18th and check in
Don’t:
  • Delete the app from your phone (this doesn’t affect their revenue and since it’s off the store at the moment it’ll be hard to get back)
  • Delete your account. I mean you can if you want to, but if you keep your account and don’t use it you’re saying to staff that there’s still time to save it. If you delete it’s hard work to come back.
  • Open the app or website (including specific blogs)
  • Make any posts (turn down/off your queue and make sure nothing is scheduled)
  • Go quiet elsewhere. Make it clear that this is just about tumblr, not a mass move away from all social media.

Remember: the execs don’t care about anything but money. Shutting down the site means there’s $0 further income from it. That’s their last possible course of action. If we make it clear we’re not happy, they’ll have to do something or we can do more and more until it becomes too expensive.

Protests take commitment. They’re a defiant action against a business that is doing something wrong. They will try to scare you into not participating, because they’re scared. We hold all the power here, sometimes the execs just need to be reminded of that.

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idgah

foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

You don’t need to have a dog, everyone just reblog this maybe ok yes

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#when is chris evans not steve rogers though

I have

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no idea

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what you’re

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talking about

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i do believe this is my fifth time reblogging this

apart form sebastian though he goes from this to this

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seb’s the weird cousin

This is amazing oml

Seb’s the fanboy they grew to connect with the audience

@snowyseba This explains everything!

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots on pinterest. I love it.

I think you missed the other fanboy…

Love this

Everybody says Seb isn’t like Bucky… but he IS. He’s Bucky without a mask on. Bucky’s always wearing some sort of mask. Even around Steve. Seb is what Bucky would be like if he’d had the chance to just ~be~.

UH THIS

Um we’re forgetting someone…

ITS FINALLY ON MY DASH YESSS

Not to forget our “Wizard”:

Aldjaksnana

I’ve found it. I’ve found the perfect post.

it’s on my dash jdnckdmd

these dorks lmaoo

I love everyone omg they’re all so amazing???

YES

Don’t forget

Chris looks so hot in that first gif set

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jrubalcaba

Omg I found THE original post! Holy shit I’ve only ever seen screenshots of this!

This post pops up on my dash every few months and I will never not reblog it.

This is too good to not reblog

Everybody see this, this is the quality trash I came to Tumblr in the first place.

This post is ALMOST perfect, but we’re forgetting someone:

Jeez, this is beautiful.

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theneath

Well dont forget the king:

Tell me this isn't the perfect post

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reblogged

Every black girl is so pretty

*reblog if you agree*

artharddd

Yes.

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Had to do it one time. #FeelingGoodFeelingGreat

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

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strampunch

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

nukewolf

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

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cate-geo

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

JDNXHSBSBF

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

Should…… should I…….

DO IT!

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

CASH MONEY

THE FLOWER CROWN

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softmushie

I FINALLY FOUND IT I CANT BREATHE

I NEED DA OXYGENS

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lzlabs

Good Morning Poetry

Transparent canopies dapple soft sunlight over my morning bed of summers tall grass Image from shutterstock.com

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Talking to a Mirror

I am the bane to an existence.

Correction, I'm the bane to your existence.

I'm the weed and you are the garden

Slowly choking the life out of you

I can see it

You say you are happy and smile

All the while, I'm sure you arent.

It's funny how things are percieved.

I see you as you see me.

If I had to describe this, it would be very reflective.

You are the bright side. Always smiling and happy. The side everyone else sees. Bringing joy and laughter all the while we are here you see the darkness. The frowns and anger. The sadness that can't escape in front of anyone but you.

For me, you cook, clean, and tend; while I sit in squander, abusing you till no end.

You smile to my face and I say it's a waste, but you haven't left without a trace.

Sometimes i wonder how are you still here? I put you through a living nightmare but you still care. I've tried to leave you, yet you welcomed me when I came back. Now how can I thoroughly explain that?

I know,we are one in the same and this is the thing we share. I'm on this side of the mirror and you are there.

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theprocast
oh how sad it is
to be so afraid
of being too happy
because you feel
that any minute,
things will change
that happiness
will be ripped
right out
of your fingertips
the moment that
you claim it;
the moment that you
start to realize
that you deserve it
Kai Masa || afraid of being
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Aries: Some relationships are too broken to put back together, but darling, I hope you don’t live somewhere beyond forever.

Taurus: I want to touch your lips with mine & find a thousand ways to be present with you.

Cancer: How weightless is a galaxy when the presence of your eyes have pardoned the shadows that map these scars home?

Gemini: Darling, the stars may be gone, but the light still remains.

Leo: I keep finding you in books and songs without ever looking.

Scorpio: I promise in whispers of you, in kaleidoscope lovers reading the same echo back: where did we go?

Sagittarius: Oceans sleep within you, and I will repeat love on every line until the step we falter has aged these tears to stone.

Virgo: It doesn’t matter if i dream of you, you will leave me there too.

Libra: Your lashes always made the wind I breathed, and though I send you blank flowers, your lips still return unharmed.

Capricorn: & know that it’s okay to get so lost, you’re only option is to begin again from where you’re standing.

Aquarius: The only someday I’m looking forward to is the one where I don’t have to be strong anymore.

Pisces: I go to sleep dreaming of you and wake up missing you.

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As I sit here,
Life almost in ruins.
I think about how pretty the color red is.

-Shadow