Stop being disobedient to the Almighty

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

He stops and looks both ways?!?

You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.

This is my new favorite post

I can’t ever not reblog.

Have some happy crow vibes

screenshot bc reblogs were turned off

worlds loudest HELL YEAH BROTHER heard projecting from the back of this costco

I wanna be where you are

costco

i am once again begging for staff to give us the "turn off tumblr live perminanlty" option

Some stylized mercenaries

Made this a few weeks ago, and posted it on other sites, and I figured it might as well be the first picture I post here. Enjoy!

This is beyond cringe to me Elon has the same taste as a 15 year old girl in 2013 it’s giving grunge overlay fishnets smokey eyes arctic monkeys tumblr girl vibes

Honestly I thought it looked more like a male deodorant kind of design lmao

it looks like something Axe would do

I used to have so many celebrity crushes, and now I despise celebrities.

das called personal growth

I've been cursed.

@nasirlye

When the guitarist looks like this you know you're about to die in the pit

In high school one of the common fund raisers was carnation flowers for a dollar during prom season and valentines and a couple other times of year. And you could “order” flowers to be delivered to kids during their homeroom times so it was always a big deal to get flowers and it was super fun

But one of these fundraisers I had a guy friend who commented he never got any because he was always single or his girlfriend always expected flowers but never gave him any

So my senior year valentines I decided I was going to buy all the guys in my homeroom (which he was in) a carnation and said they were from “Anonymous Girl in your homeroom”

So the day came and all the guys started getting flowers and they all realized they were from the same one girl and all got super excited and giddy and protective of their flowers and all day long I saw the guys in my homeroom wear flowers behind their ears or stuffed in their notebooks and they flaunted them around to other guys that didn’t get flowers. One guy tried to see if it would make his girlfriend jealous. A couple of them tried to play detective to figure it out who it was.

Then the next day apparently they all (or at least most of them) got together and bought all the girls in homeroom a carnation as a thank you to whoever it was so every girl in my homeroom got a bouquet of one from every guy (so it was a bouquet of about a dozen) and every single girl was smiling and happy and bouncy as the guys were the day before

And no one ever knew it was me but I was always super proud of that

One simple act can have a ripple effect of kindness that grows as it spreads

@nasirlye @rose-in-the-snow

@nasirlye @rose-in-the-snow