unfolding into another spring

buy me a coffee

hitch your heart to one small thing

reminds me of this!

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

this post was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here 

It spoke to you so strangely, in a voice that slipped between waves of softly droning static from a television screen.

evolution was a mistake i want fangs

Canines, but I see your point

You don’t belong here. Listen to me you psychopathic bitch, you don’t fucking belong here. This is NOT your place to speak. Listen harder you absolute poopoo of a man. “Nyeah, Canines, but I see your point,” Do you know how absolutely IDIOTIC you sound right now. What the fuck even IS a canine? Bitch, I’m gonna kill you. You have to sleep I just know it I just know you have to sleep and the fucking second your dimmers are out I’m gonna fuckin kill you with your own shitty little baseball bat. You SUCK

The air here smells familiar, and the wind sounds almost sad, like the low and distant howling of the dog you never had.

Today is Dr. Phil’s 69th birthday

happy birthday thottie

Take Me to This Pool…

By: Quintner

Date: April 16, 2019

Location: Mt. Pilatus, Lucerne, Switzerland

Playlist: Lake | Pool | Swing | Home

My unsuspecting followers:

Me, about to go on a serious reblogging spree:

Instagram ads piss me off. Like, yes, I do want those black waterproof boots embroidered with a gold sun and moon, but I hate that you know that about me. I hate the little AI oracles sitting in their digital caves making algorithmic prophecies about my spending habits, then sending sending their electronic servants to me with hedonistic temptations targeted at my weaknesses... I’ve already got nice boots, thanks!

right after i reblogged this post i went on instagram and

i cannot stop thinking about this

cursed videos gen z kids who had access to the internet by age 5 probably saw

but wait- there’s more

if i add one more thing to this post ill explode

N o o oooo

draw your ocs as whatever the fuck is going on here

@photosthatarensfw

FUJI water girl saw her chance and took it

first off it’s *FIJI Water and secondly, I think about this post so often and I wish I knew that girls name so I could google her. I hope she got interviews for this and is getting lots of attention haha

A) i was a church organist

B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk

C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds

Which one is a lie

First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing

@antifamutantdown what do u want me to draw shittily

This is too much power but I’ll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you.

FUCK

Op, you said SHITTILY

Guillotine vs a spray paint can.

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes