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(Louis) He/Him | Tiny blog full of big bullshit | feel free to read my posts with a french accent | quality art blog : @shadoothys

2nd picrew chain I guess

Link to this one is here same as THIS last one

Link to the picrew is HERE.

This is my one!

WAHOO PICREW CHAIN!!! -juno

thx for tagging me! yours is super cute :] you already pinged almost everyone i know tho so... @pulsar-ray yo! [/nf] picrew chain time! &/or anyone else who wishes to join, please partake!

you! you've been misfortuned! thank you for the tag :)

tagging my wonderful partner @oh-my-god-automaton my other wonderful partner @fucking-gayass-rob & my evil boyfriend @profusely-silly as well as @de-rune @kickitrealtasty & @iloveleeks2 !

:3

uhms anyone who else wants to do it may

my brain is short circuiting on names

neither size option works for me bc im kinda in the middle </3 but whatev

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Thank you Graham !!

Tagging : @pearls-place @catboydavidbowie and anyone who wants to do it !

i have a terrible habit of sometimes just doing 100 squats in the shower. It’s right on the intersection of “hard enough it’ll fuck me up tomorrow” and “easy enough to be done on a whim” and i always regret it

See part of the issue is when i shower i look at my legs (which are like if a pair of festive christmas hams were solid muscle) and then i remember “oh yeah i can do 100 squats like nothing”

The process:

  • Woah my legs are jacked
  • *does a squat to grab shampoo*
  • Hey what was that
  • One squat is BASICALLY 5 squats. like just do it a few more times without really noticing and bam! 5 squats
  • Might as well do 5 more that’s an even 10
  • That wasn’t so hard
  • Make it 20
  • 5 more to a nice round 25
  • Hey that’s a fourth of 100
  • We can do that again. Let’s take a quick break and do the next set
  • Ok that’s 50
  • That’s probably enough
  • Oops 75
  • Well now I can’t NOT do 100
  • Fuck
  • Fuck
  • Ow
  • Fuck
  • 100
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hot. next question

Scrolling through my old posts instead of working on the art piece I just started. I was so funny then. I wonder what happened. Do y'all think my lack of funny posts has anything to do with the fact that I hardly ever post at all ?

if you’re a white creator and your brown/black characters are always sassy, reckless, aggressive or cold and your white characters are always soft, demure, shy and introverted you should think about maybe why you did that

sorry to hijack your post, but imo this also applies to colourism dynamics, even if you have a full cast of colour. like i can only confidently speak from the south asian context, but RAMPANT colourism in the community has given rise to and perpetuated these same stereotypes of people with darker skin being more aggressive and sexually promiscuous than the “reserved, civilised” light skins. 

This applies to your wlw and mlm ships as well. If the lighter or white one is always sweeter, nicer, softer, more innocent, or more feminine and the darker or poc one is always meaner, louder, more aggressive, more sexual, or more masculine then you’ve got a problem sweetie and that’s racism. 

If you reblogged this from me then please reblog this addition too! 

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If g3 lagoona has a million fans, then I am one of them. If g3 lagoona has ten fans, then I am one of them. If g3 lagoona has only one fan then that is me. If g3 lagoona has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against g3 lagoona, then I am against the world.

Wth do you mean #halloween is trending on Tumblr ??

The Original Titles of All of David Bowie's Albums

1967- Hi my name is *gets punched before he can even finish*

Space Oddity/David Bowie- Sad space anthem

The Man Who Sold the World- Pink Floyd's "Hey You," but more acoustic

Hunky Dory- Existentialism™ on Broadway

The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars- WHY DID YOU KILL ZIGGY?

Aladdin Sane- Jazz, but I wanna rock

Diamond Dogs- FURRY

Young Americans- Jazz for your soul

Station to Station- We don't talk about this

Low- Brian Emo

Heroes- Brian Eno

Lodger- *Doodlebob noises*

Scary Monsters and Super Creeps- Existentialism on Broadway, the sequel

Let's Dance- Little Richard😃in the red car😃RED CAR😃😃😃

Tonight- My cock's still sore

Never Let Me Down- 🌼🍃🌈

Tin Machine- Mid Life Crisis

Tin Machine II- Mid Life Crisis II

The Buddha of Suburbia- Neospiritualism in a vegan veggie wrap

Black Tie White Noise- NOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIO-

1.Outside- Murder, the Musical (featuring Trent Reznor)

Earthling- If I take five 5-Hour-Energies, I can have energy 25/7

Hours- After the 5-Hour Energy wears off

Heathen- Anxiety but musical

Reality- Weeb

The Next Day- Oh, you bitches thought I was done? HA. YOU THOUGHT? YOU BITCHES THOUGHT I WASN'T GONNA COME FUCK WITH Y'ALL AGAIN? HA.

Blackstar- Jazzy self-written eulogy

ALL YESTERDAY'S PAPERS - COVER REVEAL! ✨RELEASE DATE✨ August 3, 2023 ✨Pre-order the ebook here!✨ Paperbacks will be available on release day! I'm so very happy to finally be able to reveal the cover of Book Two of the All Tomorrow's Photos duology, All Yesterday's Papers!! This is the second half of Maurice and Kenneth's story, continued directly on from Book One. This time I featured Kenneth on the cover! My precious cinnamon roll, I can't wait for all of you to read the rest of their story 💖✨ Info about ARCs coming soon within the next few weeks! And as a reminder, ARCs for Book One are still open, here's the sign-up form! ✨BLURB✨ Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1974 Another body is found. Another one of Maurice’s victims. But as the law draws near, everything starts to change… Kenneth thinks things are finally looking up in his life. He has a wonderful partner in Maurice, and a future that looks bright… or so it seems. As more murders occur, and the police learn more about the Western Michigan Serial Killer, Kenneth’s world begins to crack. Maybe his perfect lover isn’t as perfect as he thought. Maurice spirals further and further out of control, losing sight of who he is—is he an immoral, murderous artist, or a sweet, caring boyfriend? How long can he hide the truth from Kenneth before it all comes crashing down, ending his life as he knows it? Would Kenneth still love him if he knew? [All Yesterday’s Papers is Book Two of the All Tomorrow’s Photos duology. It is not a standalone, and must be read after Book One. This duology is a dark MM romance story not intended for a young audience. Contains graphic depictions of violence(blood and gore), and explicit sexual content.] ⚠️Full list of content warnings is on my website!

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@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend, if only you knew

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

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“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

truly the language of love