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'Pool Shark', 20'' x 20'', Oil on Panel. By Lucia Heffernan
if we all spent just six hours a day working on some kind of complex tapestry in contemplative silence nobody would have the problems they currently have
we would have entirely NEW problems. the tapestry discourse would be intense
POV: you are an unidentified, inedible piece of trash on the ground the dog has decided is Extremely Edible but the human saw it pick you up.
aaaaand that’s the tea.
[Image ID: screenshot of tweet from @/babylandsxo (bubblegoth dyke):
good evening fellas, nonbinary isn’t a third gender, every nb person’s gender experience is different, and turning the gender binary into a gender trinary isn’t what we are trying to achieve here
/end ID]
When your friend has so much himbo spirit he rigs himself a gaydar to be a better wingman.
my man here m a d e his own gaydar. he. he fucking. he made a gaydar. he made a gaydar, thought this through and put together a system specifically to find gays. he made
“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]
you have to start to scroll away and then come back and reblog this
you know what day it is?
THATS RIGHT, ITS WATERMELON WOLF WEDNESDAY
AWOOOOOOOOO
"2016 was a different time everyone was edgy" uh actually i was busy getting called an sjw by everyone for holding beliefs that i still hold today.
in 6 days Misha Collins will come back online, tweet "every" and then disappear again while the supernatural fans collectively lose all their shits
oh you're in a horror film/book and your phone died/has no bars? how boring. I think phones in horror SHOULD work. they should ding only to have the protagonist check and find nothing. they should get calls from somebody you don't know but is still somehow in your contacts. google maps should lead you to one place, no matter what address you type in.
phones are such a big part of our daily lives, removing them from horror removes the horror from our experience. what if the horror felt like it could happen to you, right here, right now? what if it felt like it was already happening?
& (ampersand) - letter 27 - best known for: uniting lists, British nursery rhymes about apple pies and murder apparently
VERSUS
þ (thorn) - letter 28 - best known for: one of two Old English letters representing 'th', people either loving it or despising it throughout this tournament
congrats or somethin
Don't you mean congraþs
congraths or sometin
bro thay put transgender in me
you’re good queen. i mispelt “they”. Some kind of yrbasgender i am. i deserve to have it suques out of me likr a ksoquito
People who can do this amaze me.
for the first 10 seconds i was absolutely certain it was gonna be this cat
I will never get over shit like this