Finally got rid of my freaky dollar
cartographers flying up in an airplane for the first time must have lost their minds
This looks like roller coaster tycoon
Fallout 2 modded
Honestly watching the internet try and figure out this video has been hilarious
Still can’t get over that 4chan post that’s like “my mom came into my room and I pretended to be asleep and she stroked my cheek??? Is she gonna kill me???” And someone replied, “she loves you, dumbass”
What I like about this post is OP translates 4chan greentext into tumblr punctuation
been listening to the knuckles raps from sa2 while pretending to not know the music is from a video game and i highly recommend the experience. really good from the perspective of a normal rapper who talks about ghosts trying to kill him and his ability to telepathically detect gemstones in the earth
i did this once while driving a classmate who knew nothing about sonic to college and she said in full seriousness ‘it’s so sad that he feels like he can’t depend on anyone but himself’
My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.
what did i forget to pack i know it must be something
THE LIMESTONE CUBE
Guys we gotta go back to the Giza plateau or the Pharaoh is gonna kill us
was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself
stop calling me a cartoon character or an npc or a wojack i am a real boy.
I went to see Parasite completely blind besides being aware (unavoidably) that there was a hard tonal shift at some point. I saw the poster and stuff, but that was it
the entire time I was bracing myself for it to shift into some sort of alien parasite psychological horror movie, which seems really presumptuous, except I saw Bong Joon-ho's The Host and that movie actually did have a giant monster in it, so I wasn't putting it past him
god the class dynamics in this movie are so stressful already... keeping up this double life while still taking care of your family...... and if that's not bad enough, they're gonna have to deal with The Parasite when it shows up
Observation #1: The prefix "a-" means "none", such as in "asexual", "apolitical" and "Atheism".
Observation: The word "unicorn" is a combination of "uni", meaning "one", and "cornus", meaning "horn".
Conclusion:
This is an acorn.
The difference between 1/2 cup of rice and 1 cup of rice is like 18 cups of rice
if i was in the pokemon world i would get into a fatal car accident after braking slightly too hard when the shuckle sitting next to me unbuckled from his carseat bounces off the passenger side a-pillar and caves in the side of my head
If I was in the Pokémon world I would be driving in Russia and a geodude would crash through my windshield and explode my wife’s skull killing her instantly
If i was in the pokemon world pikachu and i wpuld be best friends :D
if i was in the pokemon world id let cynthia cum inside me



