i think we should all get tomorrow off for no particular reason. the next day too. maybe all the days
Or just a hug. I like hugs.
^you can give them hugs but give me the money
let’s take that “one (1)” meme a step further & add emojis to the mix wouldn’t that be cool (😎)
A very powerful American toad creates ripples in water with his call. [Anaxyrus americanus] [x]
Very beautiful, very powerful.
I think the university course database should have a filter to only show classes taught by extremely old people who are insane
I think the university course database should have a filter to only show classes taught by extremely old people who are insane
its always some fucking day in some fucking month in some fucking year isnt it
the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.
thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it
‘McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish w/Strawberry Shake & Fries’ by Noah Verrier (2022)
i like the strong use of yellow and the unusually long fries, as it resembles old paintings where it was basically a flex to use lots of yellow and paint unusually long orange peels because it was hard to get the yellow paint quite right
Lil' poem today to remind us to have the courage to keep living with an open heart ❤️
one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this
the worst part of this is that they’re on chess dot com instead of getting an education. but the BEST part of this is watching high schoolers develop the weirdest goddamn strategies I’ve ever seen. One of my students invented something he calls the “evil advisor gambit” where he gets a third person to give out constant terrible advice to both teams hoping that his opponent falls for it straight-up or that his opponent thinks HE fell for it and will act accordingly thus worsening their own strategy. he has won every game he has been able to pull off a coordinated evil advisor gambit in. this is chess innovation never before seen in its 700 years on earth







