“Our blessings beg to be noticed while we are busy dwelling on dissatisfaction.”

i know, you know, that i will never get over you ;   masterlist  

• ronan definitely insults the baby for not having object permanence, while playing peekaboo 
• ronan does not give a single shit about getting barfed on. par for the course, its fine, he didnt like that shirt anyway 
• if someone argues with him ronan says that the baby agrees with him 
• yes you have to take a break from studying parrish the baby says so. u gonna argue with this baby? u gonna argue with this babys face?
• this babys face is blowing a spit bubble.
• adam is not gonna argue with this babys face.
• ronan coaches gansey for like 10 minutes on how to hold the baby properly before he will let gansey hold the baby. 
• gansey tries 2 be patient but REALLY wants to hold the baby.
• when gansey finally gets to hold the baby, the baby steals ganseys glasses.
• “uh,” says gansey.
• the baby gnaws on the glasses.
• “am i gonna get those back anytime soon?” gansey asks. 
• gansey is not gonna get those back anytime soon. 
• “they made you look like a nerd anyway,” says ronan.
• the baby agrees with ronan. 
• noah is sad that he cant hold the baby safely so ronan bounces the baby in his lap while noah plays with the babys tiny hands.
• noah teaches the baby how to wave. 
• blue is alarmed by the baby. it is small and smells funny and she does not want to break it. 
• ronans all like “chill, you’re the exact same size” 
• blue gives him The Stinkeye.
• the baby makes babble-y baby sounds and grabs at blue. 
• blue takes a step back where its safe. 
• ronan is delighted. 
• ronan holds out the baby and walks after blue while blue tries to run away without looking like she is running away. 
• chainsaw is mystified by the baby. 
• the baby is mystified by chainsaw. 
• gansey asks if they should separate them and ronan is OFFENDED and wont let gansey hold the baby anymore. 
• noah is pleased someone else isnt allowed to hold the baby.
• gansey is sulking. 
• chainsaw eventually decides to bring the baby one of her treasures. fortunately it is a large and baby safe treasure. 
• ronan is very proud of her. 
• chainsaw is very proud of herself. 
• the baby waves.