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Sorry if its a bit wonky, i haven't tried this before lol
Rereading the Breaking the Sky Sword Saint arc and... Idk how the webtoon is gonna go from current YJH (webtoon version) to pathetic man (original) YJH. And at this point I'm afraid to ask
REAL this is so real like man literally hides in a fucking tree and then goddamn runs for it like a looney toon character when breaking o fthe sky sword saint appears like his pathetic levels are crazy (affectionate)
YJH has range
Fr the cool protagonist mask is just seasoning to the bugs bunny
Well, we did it! The winner of the angelic swag summit, the angel who has THE most swag is URIEL, from Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint!
This is a win for lesbians everywhere! Congratulations to the many Uriel supporters!
Due to enablers I have more propaganda since the YJH propaganda led to me spiraling off into how Kim Dokja is an autism king as well speech. As per my YJH propaganda I'm gonna do webtoon friendly first then go into full novel spoilers after a lil break!!
Okay now is me not being able to avoid spoilers so if you havent read the novel to completion go ahead and skip!!!
Who is responsible for this? Allyuh have me cackling way too early in the morning, oui?
me @ AO3
You wanna know a secret tho? You can.
You can leave as many as you want and it’ll show up. I’ll see your name four times in the kudos list when you clicked it four times. That little note is just there to remind you that you’ve already done it.
wait whAT
oh my god???
If nothing else, it shows up in the kudos email. For example:
WHAT?!?!? SO I CAN SHOWER AUTHORS WITH LOVE EVEN AFTER I’VE LEFT KUDOS????
Wait, WHAT?!
IS THIS WHY I SOMETIMES SEE REPEATED NAMES?! I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ERROR!!!
SPREAD THE WORD
GUYS
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You fools, the eyes and unique ear designs were only the tip of the iceberg. Behold my design ideas (I will make other posts for this)
“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it
i get really into shows that aired like 5+ years ago like “have y’all heard of this”
Why is this me
You're not supposed to call me out. That's illegal
i love orv idol aus but the only idol au i’ll ever write will probably be a scathing deep dive into the corruption and despair of being commodified and exploited being reduced down into a consumable, of being an item. like the idol industry is such a frustrating, depressing, and apex example of capitalism and consumerism and everything i fucking hate about the world but love at the same time and i wish the industry isn’t like this, i wish people’s passions and dreams aren’t packaged into idolisation that places you at the highest peak of a mountain and gleefully watches as you fall from that height.
like i’ve been listening to kpop for a long time and i still remember the absolute horror fucks that happened during second generation. it was horrible back then, downright vicious and it still is right now!! because the industry and system itself is inherently exploitative and corruptible and the world doesn’t care as long as you look pretty, follow orders and bring them money. and even if you do follow everything you’re told to do, you’re still not treated well or even decently like a human being.
and ksjdj i want to write a light hearted lovey dovey idol x idol or idol x fan but my hands keep typing out the truly evil stuff that industry had put so many young and vulnerable people through and the way the culture and fandom spaces around it revolves around commodifying human beings into an object to be lusted over. like fucking saesangs and hate messages and andn and ughhlksjd yeah the only idol fic i could probably ever write is something that’ll end in kdj ripping the industry apart, suing the fuck out of the star stream, leading a complete overhaul of the powers that be, of creating a labour union, and fighting the world again into treating them as human beings. like i literally can’t imagine anything except members of kimcom each being deeply oustracised and consdiered controversial idols and them just banding together and going fuck the system.
neteyam tryna find a decent and proper words to say to tono that he likes aonung.
“sir….i like your son”
“nope um i’m deeply in love with him”
“ugh so i can’t stand him but i want to spend the rest of my life with him if that’s ok with you”
wherein Jake rips off disney to provide bedtime stories for his children
idk this came to me and it'll be my avatar fanart debut ig 🤪
click and zoom for better quality uwu
Hey collecting shells is still a task Lo'Ak, but are these really swimming lessons?
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<I just LOVE my boy Neteyam - he deserves the love. And I love the Aonunete cp and really wanted to draw them too bec their dynamic is just *chef's kiss* >
im not sure how serious redice were with this solo levelingesque kdj (concept???) art but I'm so glad this isn't how he ended up in the end. the way this fills me with rage. this is not kim dokja this is his fuckboy evil twin who says at least two slurs per day
aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall
Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.
Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him
This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.
Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.
It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance
They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.
if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes
Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.
Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.
this is too good to leave hidden in the replies
fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard
