Shabby

Ah, yes. I have the feeling the staff at this particular Wursttheke are having a bit too much fun with Halloween.

Am contemplating to get some hand, as one has to support seasonal and regional produce, right?

apparently this retailer is selling their T Rex action figures in three flavors: Brown, Green, and HOLY SHIT A GHOST

Force ghost Tyrannosaurus Rex is something I never knew I needed.

Jedi Council but it’s Ghost Tyrannosaurus instead of Ki-Adi Mundi

social media sites should let you add custom buttons on your profile. like maybe you get max 3 buttons and they can have whatever text you want. and each button has its own persistent counter for how many times it's been clicked. here's some concept art

The person who made cookie clicker thinks we should all have buttons that you click and the numbers go up? You don't say.

Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly

This is legit great because it shows that it’s not the cat that’s the problem, it’s the broom. The cat just needed someone to make an accommodation so they could fly too.

Shut up listen to 2 mello life on the line

hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true

finally I got them all

country boys make do

Reblog if you want to choke on the devil's cob

my partner doesn’t understand 99% of technology or the internet but i’ve let him use my instagram a couple times and all that’s really come of it is he’s now obsessed with a specific dog i follow and asks about him like he’s a guy we know

he’ll be at work and i just get texts like this

That withering stare. the fucking disdain

most humiliating moment wenn man sagt "wir können uns gerne duzen" und man die antwort "ich möchte lieber beim Sie bleiben" kriegt 🤡

mmm soob

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. loud meow

can confirm this would kill me

This is better than any Marvel movie I have ever seen