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my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW

An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x

I can’t 

i was not prepared for this

If video games aren’t art, explain this???

I queued this in December I’ve been waiting six months

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

Worst playground ever.

what the actual FUCK

the new human centipede looks weird

did the old human centipede look normal to you or

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS DUMBASS COMIC FOR A YEAR NOW

I FINALLY FOUND IT

land of the free, home of the brave

THIS IS ACTUALLY SO IMPORTANT AND SO TRUE

Me 24/7

My mom and I gave my little brother one of these balloons a couple months ago, and a few days later he said it creeped him out because sometimes it would rub against his wall or the shadow would make him think there was a person in his room.

So, of course, for his 14th birthday we decided to buy 14 of them and fill his room when he was out. 

When he got back home and went upstairs we waited to see how he would react and weren’t disappointed when we heard loud screams and curses. 

Then, because I’m an asshole, I moved them into our guest room (aka, my dad’s closet) after my dad had fallen asleep.

I was woken up this morning by my dad screaming.

Clearly because this is a fantastic idea, whoever pisses me off will wake up surrounded by smiley balloons.

Let the games begin

My brother ate the last slice of cake

Enjoy your shower, motherfucker

Talk Clean to Me

white people are killing me

Rejected by mother - cared by a golden retriever [via]

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

Jus for the last comment lol

Its BACK!