Reblog if you should have known you were gay earlier due to your constant obsession with female actresses/youtubers you “just wanted to be like”

Y'all made it seem like drinking 8 cups of water was supposed to cure my depression y'all r all liars

Leonard Snart aka Captain Cold + Tumblr Text Posts

(For the whole Legends editions: The Disaster Crew) (Ships Edition) (Ray Palmer Edition) (Sara Lance Edition) (Mick Rory Edition) (Rip Hunter Edition)

Are you guys ever just laying in your bed when you get attacked by a level 99 depression attack out of nowhere? Bcs, same

The Strange World of Allergy Commercials 👃

Fun Fact: Wasp spray is much more effective than pepper spray or mace and the creep that you spray will literally have to go to the hospital, unlike pepper spray that wears off. It stings more and literally it’s much cheaper and more accessible. I have a can in my car and I’ve never had to use it (thank god) but it doesn’t expire, all you have to do is give it a shake like once in a while, unlike mace or pepper spray. A bunch of girls at my college have a can, and my campus police officer swears by it. Just putting that out there because hey, you never know. Stay safe y'all 🌸

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

left at 2:45, arrived at 3:15, sat in the car for 15 minutes so it wouldn’t be weird

It’s me

I fucking screamed

I-M-P-E-A-C-H-M-E-N-T

This is so funny I’m going to pee

i dunt want to explode.

I dun wanna explode either my dude

XD

Sometimes I get concerned for him.

@altonbrown are you aware of how dangerous and well-trained he actually is? Alton Brown is a competition-level shooter with a large arsenal of rather expensive weapons, as well as a motorcycle and apparently a pilot’s license. 

If he really wanted to assassinate someone, he could fly to a foreign country by himself and pose as a local chef before eliminating the target.

I would pay to watch a movie of Alton Brown as a secret agent who uses a mixture of his culinary and scientific knowledge as well as firearms to eliminate evil people.

THIS SUMMER

ALTON BROWN IS…

THE IRON SIGHT CHEF

I wanna go hiking w Shia LaBeouf I feel like he would listen to all my problems and tell me everything is going to be okay and then throw a rock at me

There is an entire song about why it’s a bad idea to go into the woods with shia labeouf

i feel this song is true and yet i still believe in Shia’s ability to make me feel better and throw rocks at me

anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it

DO IT!!!!

I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out.  Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something

and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said “No, but they show up every time I come out, I think they just know my truck” and this guy is well-known among the local bees and lets them sit on his hand and eat his honey and I just really like the bee guy

What more of an endorsement could you hope for

Anderson Cooper saving a boy in Haiti during a shooting. A slab of concrete was dropped of the boys head.

Anderson fucking Cooper, everyone. 

Some journalists like to be strictly observers. they don’t intervene, they don’t participate. they just document what they see, even if what they see is terrible. But the way I see it, journalists don’t exist in a vacuum. They are human beings, living and working in a very human environment. And that humanity is essential in relating to their stories. When you lose your humanity, you lose any kind of journalistic integrity you have left. 

#nevernotreblog

this is the guy who found out one of his ancestors was killed by one of his slaves and was like “he had it coming”

i love how safe it feels when you are only surrounded by women