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Greetings, children.

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Welcome to my abode.
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Drinking

Sitting down: I’m fine I’m not even drunk these drinks are weak and watered down in this bootleg ass bar wtf Standing up: I need to go home right now immediately

reactions to single dads: wow so great, so brave. i hear he even brushes his daughter’s HAIR by HIMSELF

reactions to single moms: idk don’t you feel like you’re destroying the very fabric of society

Isn’t this part of the plotline to les mis

its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season

Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes

Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical

Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.

I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need

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a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90s
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000s