what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
H2O CROUTONS
I like the cut of their jib.
history repeats itself
he’s cured
actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining
date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.
u sound poor how dare you talk to me
A girl shows her decorated hands during a bridal competition show in Peshawar, Pakistan. (Photo Credit: Mohammad Sajjad)
WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED
I feel so dramatic leaving a group chat but sometimes you gotta just b alone find yourself you know
Wtf im going to feed my dog a chicken nugget
dad NO
my body may be a temple but i am the god to whom it is devoted
do not presume to tell me how i may decorate my altar
