whatW WHAT

gotta love roller coaster tycoon

i like this video because its a relic of the Before Times, like i love the 6-second cinematography that goes into vines but sometimes we forget the value of delayed gratification

open world games

my aesthetic is hp lovecraft but with the racism replaced by horniness 

I know this is you, Guillermo del Toro.

DASH DID A THING. A HORRIBLE THING.

proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

Guillermo Del Toro we know that’s you

Wait, let him speak

…what???

this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world

The portables 😭 some didnt even have bathrooms you’d have to walk back to the school

coming of age checklist:

✔️get gay and/or trans

✔️ realize the “shitty” music you listened to as a preteen is good, actually

✔️unlearn gov propaganda

✔️ think a lot bout starting an lgbt subsistence based commune with friends

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

What if they thought you guys were the demons

ohmygod

plot twist he was just a bunch of slugs in a man costume

me, every time a companion begins to mention Cole:

hail-satan.mp4

me: yes i know gay villains are a dangerous trope

me when villains are straight: this is boring. who cares

It’s not dangerous if everyone is gay

A woman and her pet dragon.

Illustration from 1912 by German/Czech artist, Anton Robert Leinweber (1845-1921).

I love that her expression is like “Yes, I love you despite the fact you just puked brimstone all over the carpet.” 

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding

Y'all really gonna pass up childless millennial Disney Mom?

my FAVORITE angry facebook post of all time

Reciprocated

I’m 6 years old idk this is funny

I didn’t realize the pun at first and just thought, “yes, geese with arms WOULD be scary”.