never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, and a gen z trans masc why their name is dave

this is taking me out whoever reblogged with this may god bless ur soul

“Why do human males have nipples” in case they need to grow boobs at some point stupid

There's a LOT you can say about Seinfeld, but by GOD they made the right choice in "The Outing" by strictly requiring the characters say "not that there's anything wrong with that" every time Jerry and George complain about people mistakenly thinking they're gay

Experimental piece with my cyberpunk-rock vampire son Grim✨ Real pleased with how this turned out overall.

OP where is motorcycle dad

"I can fix him" not in a "I can make him into a better person" way but in a "if he was my character I would've handled his story better" way

obsessed with villains who you just KNOW are aware deep down in their heart that they've done something unforgivable, but the only way to never admit that or face the guilt is to keep doing it over and over again until they don't feel guilty about that first time anymore

wait im curious

this is excluding special circumstances (after going swimming, after doing a hairstyle with lots of product, before/after getting your hair done, etc)!

by @mrskrazyy

New outfit idea

Yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

@trainwreckisawreck

DRAG IS NO LONGER BANNED IN TENNESSEE ✨✨

You telling me that Jack Black would not be 1000% down to be kidnapped by the muppets for a shenanigan, or possible a hijink?

Mr. The Frog still sends me more than “we all agreed a celebrity is not a people”

I GOT FROGGED???

Anyway guys don’t let this equivalent of a bunch of car keys dangling in front of a baby to distract you from the fact that Tumblr’s latest update removed the short cut to access people’s reblogs and original posts. Remember to file your complaints through Tumblr’s support ticket system.

Oh for fucks sake

EDIT: It seems Staff just decided to change more shit that’s worked a certain way for about a decade just because…. I dunno…. they’re not stimulated by the 9000 spam bot reports we send daily?

the “old” way is that you clicked on the reblogger’s username and it would take you to the original reblog. this now just takes you to their blog:

the “new” way is that you click on the empty space above the post:

I think @staff grossly underestimated just how many tumblr users routinely use this feature to get rid of dumbass comments at the bottom of bad reblog chain (while preserving the good part of the reblog chain). I spent 5 frustrated minutes clicking random shit before finally working out what I needed to press.

(x)

Love that his reaction to being pranked was to pull the exact same prank on his buddy

This is like a group chat