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llamas are nature's greatest warriors

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eloise | 25 | infp follow your dreams but more importantly follow my blog
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If it worked in my favor, it’s fair and balanced, if it resulted in any deficit or demerit to me, it’s bad design and lazily done, I hope this helps, my experiences are universal.

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had someone comment "investing at x notes" on one of my posts and then the post just stopped getting notes which is a thousand times funnier than it blowing up if I'm being honest

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get urself a new portfolio manager my guy because your investments ain't going nowhere

Valve really went "Alright so here's an incredible game that'll change gaming history forever. Here's a sequel to that game that'll be even more incredible and iconic that people will love and play for years to come. And if you want a third one well brother you can just die"

valve carefully constructing a game series with an intriguing plot that is told in a perfect balance between gameplay and environmental storytelling, with charming characters and a good sense of humor that will shake the entire gaming industry only to not fucking finish it

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every now and then i think about the fact that we're actually getting Studio Trigger's Dungeon Meshi and its like im standing under a piano on a fraying wire knowing it's waiting to crush me but not moving out from underneath it.

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every day I get on here and see some post going "do not make an account on ZYLPPHONE, the hot new social media! it turns out making an account gives the creators (who are nazis) instant access to your bank account and also causes your pets to explode!" and this is all very baffling to me because I cannot believe anyone is actually fucking around with new social media platforms that shit sounds exhausting. if tumblr ever gives up and goes all the way under I will simply turn into a crab and go back to the sea you will not be finding my on zylophone

i love having like a single mutual for each of my niche interests its like being a president with a cabinet. and what news from my Secretary of House of Leaves today

any time i start to get delusions of fairness and justice existing in the world i remember that taylor swift is widely considered a bigger pop icon than carly rae jepsen and i remember what a fucked up world we live in

seeing everyone just mindlessly sign up for threads despite all the clear warning signs feels like I’m living in Sailor Moon or a magical girl anime episode where the Monster of the Day just set up shop over night and their product is literally draining your lifeforce for the Dark Kingdom but people keep going there