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now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

dance fucker friday

OMG DANCE FUCKER FRIDAY!!!

it is NOT dance fucker friday. we are NOT doing this

It’s too late.

There’s no stopping it.

Your resistance has only made it stronger.

It is, regrettably, now and forevermore…

When she tie her hair up and give you that Gags Gikkelsen

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asexual nicki minaj moodboard

F.A.Q for this post to clear up some confusion

1) Why did you make this?

i made the middle lyric image and found it hilariously funny for some reason so I made the moodboard to post it

2) do you hate asexual people??

No ace rights

3) Did you make this to make fun of asexuals

No I love nicki Minaj I don’t think it’s bad to be compared to her

4) did you know nicki Minaj did (insert bad thing) and did you make this to say asexuals are (bad thing)

No and no I don’t keep up with the nicki news I didn’t even like her last album that much

5) why is the hand white?

I couldn’t find any asexual nails that weren’t white when I made this. I didn’t look that hard and looking back I could have just found a different hand and photoshopped the nails like I did with her necklace. I honestly didnt put that much effort into this when I made it

Imagine...

…Being a new teacher at Hogwarts and Snape being absolutely smitten by you.

Who Me

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i am a firm supporter of changing your name to whatever it you want regardless of your gender. if a woman wants to go by matt then matt she shall be. godspeed

I had this work friend at my previous job who was gay. Lovely kid, from a kind of traditional family.

He hadn't told anyone he was gay, because he was scared of being judged. But... thanks to the resident lesbian, he was outed to everyone without his knowledge because she clocked him and asked everyone about it while he was off work.

Everyone then put the clues they'd noticed on their own together rather than what they were doing beforehand, that being remaining blissfully and politely unaware of how his variety of behaviours linked back to him being gay.

Had I already clocked him? Absolutely. But I should not have been told about him, before he chose to come out to me.

This pride month, remember that even in the most accepting of environments, even if you personally feel comfortable being out where you are, that doesnt mean someone else around you is too. Do not assume that someone is comfortable with everyone knowing, or that everyone knows.

Because we might not have known. That person might not have told us yet. We might have been politely ignoring the signs because we didn't want to assume.

It's not your place to tell everyone someone else's business.

this sounds like shit and it’s only a gif

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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

That. Includes. Hiring.

That. Includes. Scheduling.

That. Includes. Firing.

That. Includes. Approving. Or. Denying. Social. Benefits.

Idk who needs to hear this, but god’s plan for you is to read your little gay fanfictions don’t worry you’re not wasting your time

Imagine you're an actor on Gotham Knights and you're planning to come out for pride month 2k23 and you confide this in human low battery smoke alarm MISHA COLLINS and he proceeds, before you can come out, to vague tweet about how of someone comes out while he's on his "meditation retreat" he's very proud of them and the insane destiel cockles girlies assume this is about human manscaped ad Jensen Ackles and now you can't fucking come out because everyone is going to lose their fucking minds about whether you coming out means jackles is straight and you can't even bitch out Misha because he turned his phone off while he's getting his asshole bleached in Tahoe

every day the supernatural fandom sends emails.

which they do because Misha Collins is committing psychic warfare against them WHAT THE FUCK

this tweet is less than a day old and i can already hear in the hall of the mountain king.

This is where the violins come in.

Tea Bee 🫖🐝

The way this specific page has gotten my entire comic deleted from websites and marked as mature 😭

Let women kiss each other’s chest!!!

i'll just repeat what i said in the tags, but it does suck that a comic meant to be about a deeply touch starved woman feeling the joys of physical touch and exploring her sexuality ends up being censored nearly everywhere.

If you remove everything “problematic” toward women and minorities from sincere historical fiction I am biting you biting you biting you.

Sometimes “he would not fucking say that” is when the guy living in 1852 is a third wave feminist.

The Music Man revival making Shipoopi a song about respecting women is killing me

Okay this is significantly more funny.