I groom one of these guys every week and he’s quite possibly the love of my life. We play a game called “brush, brush, kiss” because as long as I say “brushbrushbrushbrushbrush” he’ll stand nicely, but the second he gets impatient or I need a break I say “KISS” and he explodes into a ball of joy and kisses my entire face and anywhere else he can reach. It’s the best part of my week sometimes!

Well this is the best possible comment on any photo ever.

concept: me, speaking a foreign language, my pronunciation is perfect and my accent is indistinguishable from that of a native speaker. I am able to pepper my speech with slang and idioms and I can express subtle differences in meaning with ease. I have extensive knowledge of grammar and technical terms and produce well structured analyses of literature using correct writing conventions.

Guy Photoshops Tiny Dog to Reflect How Big She Thinks She Is

driving past your old elementary school like

If you don’t read my tags you’re missing out on 95% of my personality

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

Video: Pug Puppies Adorably Attack Baby

↖ easily manipulated by dogs

Don’t stereotype us and then complain if we stereotype you.

actually this is the “my daddy pays for everything and ive never had a job GO Greek!” outfit. 

The “My name is Preston, and I enjoy roofie-ing girls with my best buds and wearing matching sweaters” look

The ” I’ve never been with a black girl before haha” look

The “I’m drunk on somebody else’s PBR, when are you gonna play some Imagine Dragons, brah?” look

The “My Best FRiend Is Black. I Forgot His Name and Don’t Invite Him to My Neighborhood Though” look

the “I’ve Never Taken Public Transportation in My Life and Snort Coke in the Back of an Uber” look

The “I act like a stereotypical high school movie jock but the only sport I play is golf” look

The “Don’t stereotype us and complain if we stereotype you” outift

The last one tho .^^^

the “What would you do if i was there next to you right now” outfit

The “I say nigga sometimes with my friends when nobodies around” outfit

Lmfao

The “I like instigating fights but if you hit me my daddy will sue” outfit

The “without me?” outfit

The “poor people are lazy and my parents are rich because they work hard outfit”

The “u got kik” outfit

The “nah I could never be friends with a gay person. What if they hit on me?” Outfit