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Child Of The Universe

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Taylor; Aquarius sun, Sagittarius moon, Aries rising🌙☮️🍄🌻
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Aries: why do you recognise other people’s pain but not your own pain?
Taurus: why do you always ruin your own happiness by thinking it won’t last?
Gemini: why do you talk so much or not at all?
Cancer: why do you worry so much about what others think about you?
Leo: why does your sparkle fade when others criticise you?
Virgo: why do you always hold on so tight that your hands hurt from grasping?
Libra: why don’t you ever think about yourself?
Scorpio: why do you always try to make it seem like you’re totally okay even when you’re not?
Sagittarius: why can’t you make a home within your own skin?
Capricorn: why do you always feel like you need to be the best in everything?
Aquarius: why are you so afraid of normality, routine, and stability?
Pisces: why do you always think everything is your fault?

THE "SPENDS SO MUCH TIME PLAYING GAMES, THEY CAN'T TELL BETWEEN THE REAL WORLD AND THE GAME WORLD" SQUAD

Cancer, Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces

Songs for sun+moon combos

Aries

Aries sun, Aries moon: Greek Tragedy-The Wombats Aries sun, Taurus moon: Lisztomania- Phoenix Aries sun, Gemini moon: I Can Talk- Two Door Cinema Club Aries sun, Cancer moon: Mountain At My Gates- Foals Aries sun, Leo moon: Waste a Moment-Kings Of Leon Aries sun, Virgo moon: You’ve Got Something- The Jungle Giants Aries sun, Libra moon: Indigo Puff- Sundara Karma Aries sun, Scorpio moon: Seven Nation Army- The White Stripes Aries sun, Sagittarius moon: The Fire- Bishop Briggs Aries sun, Capricorn moon: XXX 88- MØ Aries sun, Aquarius moon: Time To Pretend- MGMT Aries sun, Pisces moon: A Dustland Fairytale- The Killers

Taurus

Taurus sun, Aries moon: Gold- Sir Sly Taurus sun, Taurus moon: Anchor- Novo Amor Taurus sun, Gemini moon: Unbelievers- Vampire Weekend Taurus sun, Cancer moon: The Love Club- Lorde Taurus sun, Leo moon: Electric Love-BØRNS Taurus sun, Virgo moon: Tessellate- alt-J Taurus sun, Libra moon: Strong- London Grammar Taurus sun, Scorpio moon: Grave Digger- Matt Maeson Taurus sun, Sagittarius moon: Live For The Moment-The Sherlocks Taurus sun, Capricorn moon: The Funeral-Band of Horses Taurus sun, Aquarius moon: What You Know- Two Door Cinema Club Taurus sun, Pisces moon: Dark Matter-Andrew Belle

Gemini

Gemini sun, Aries moon: Tyrants- Catfish and the Bottlemen Gemini sun, Taurus moon: Spirits- The Strumbellas Gemini sun, Gemini moon: Diet Soda Society- The Maine Gemini sun, Cancer moon: Round and Round-Imagine Dragons Gemini sun, Leo moon: Gold- Marina and the Diamonds Gemini sun, Virgo moon: How Do You Feel?-The Maine Gemini sun, Libra moon: Rose-Colored Boy- Paramore Gemini sun, Scorpio moon: Young & Unafraid- The Moth & The Flame Gemini sun, Sagittarius moon: Broken vow- The Kooks Gemini sun, Capricorn moon: Something Good Can Work- Two Door Cinema Club Gemini sun, Aquarius moon: Junk of the Heart (Happy)-The Kooks Gemini sun, Pisces moon: Kids- MGMT

Cancer

Cancer sun, Aries moon: If U Love Me Now- MUNA Cancer sun, Taurus moon: True Care- James Vincent McMorrow Cancer sun, Gemini moon: It Works Itself Out- Half Moon Run Cancer sun, Cancer moon: Cherry Wine- Overcoats Cancer sun, Leo moon: Into The Black- Chromatics Cancer sun, Virgo moon: Mother & Father- Broods Cancer sun, Libra moon: Empty hands- Mother Mother Cancer sun, Scorpio moon: Nothing to No One- Gin Wigmore Cancer sun, Sagittarius moon: Young Blood- Noah Kahan Cancer sun, Capricorn moon: The Wreck- Delta Spirit Cancer sun, Aquarius moon: Life on Mars- AURORA Cancer sun, Pisces moon: Matilda- Alt-J

Leo

Leo sun, Aries moon: Fire rides- MØ Leo sun, Taurus moon: Ready- Kodaline Leo sun, Gemini moon: Greetings from Califournia- The Neighbourhood Leo sun, Cancer moon: Pink+White- Frank Ocean Leo sun, Leo moon: Lets Dance To Joy Division- The Wombats Leo sun, Virgo moon: Angel of Small Death and the Codeine Scene- Hozier Leo sun, Libra moon: Piledriver waltz- Alex Turner Leo sun, Scorpio moon: Feeling Good- Muse Leo sun, Sagittarius moon: Always Where I Need To Be-The Kooks Leo sun, Capricorn moon: Chelsea Dagger- The Fratellis Leo sun, Aquarius moon:  Jungle- Tash Sultana Leo sun, Pisces moon: Learn To Let Go- Kesha

Virgo

Virgo sun, Aries moon: Sensible Heart- City and Colour Virgo sun, Taurus moon: Chasin’-Cub Sport Virgo sun, Gemini moon: The Draw- Bastille Virgo sun, Cancer moon: Unbearable Light- DAUNT Virgo sun, Leo moon: 17-Youth Lagoon Virgo sun, Virgo moon: Towers- Bon Iver Virgo sun, Libra moon: Opera House- Cigarettes After Sex Virgo sun, Scorpio moon: Small things-Ben Howard Virgo sun, Sagittarius moon: Dreamer- Adna Virgo sun, Capricorn moon: Smile Like You Mean It-The Killers Virgo sun, Aquarius moon: Sleepyhead- Passion Pit Virgo sun, Pisces moon: Buzzcut Season- Lorde

Libra

Libra sun, Aries moon: I Dare You- the xx Libra sun, Taurus moon: Soul to Squeeze- Red Hot Chilli Peppers Libra sun, Gemini moon: Jilted Lovers & Broken Hearts- Brandon Flowers Libra sun, Cancer moon: A Dream of You and Me- Future Islands Libra sun, Leo moon: Someday- The Strokes Libra sun, Virgo moon: It’s Alright- Fractures Libra sun, Libra moon: Whistle For The Choir- The Fratellis Libra sun, Scorpio moon: Misunderstood- Youth Club Libra sun Sagittarius moon: Little Wanderer- Death Cab for Cutie Libra sun Capricorn moon: Four Walls- Broods Libra sun, Aquarius moon: For What It’s Worth- Liam Gallagher Libra sun, Pisces moon: R.I.P 2 My Youth- The Neighbourhood

Scorpio

Scorpio sun, Aries moon: Aint No Rest for the Wicked- Cage The Elephant Scorpio sun, Taurus moon: Suck It and See-Arctic Monkeys Scorpio sun, Gemini moon: A Little Death- The Neighbourhood Scorpio sun, Cancer moon: I Follow Rivers- Lykke Li Scorpio sun, Leo moon: What Am I Becoming?-POP etc Scorpio sun, Virgo moon: Black Mambo- Glass Animals Scorpio sun, Libra moon: There Is A Light That Never Goes Out- The Smiths Scorpio sun, Scorpio moon: Dark Necessities- Red Hot Chilli Peppers Scorpio sun, Sagittarius moon: Arsonist’s Lullabye- Hozier Scorpio sun, Capricorn moon: Off She Goes- Bad Suns Scorpio sun, Aquarius moon: Graveyard Whistling- Nothing But Thieves Scorpio sun, Pisces moon: Sleep Forever-Portugal. The Man

Sagittarius

Sagittarius sun, Aries moon: Leather Jacket- Arkells Sagittarius sun, Taurus moon: Habits Of My Heart- Jaymes Young Sagittarius sun, Gemini moon: Dug My Heart- BØRNS Sagittarius sun, Cancer moon: Mt. Washington- Local Natives Sagittarius sun, Leo moon: You Only Live Once-The Strokes Sagittarius sun, Virgo moon: Entropy- Grimes, Bleachers Sagittarius sun, Libra moon: Cigarette Daydreams-Cage the Elephant Sagittarius sun, Scorpio moon: Reptilla- The Strokes Sagittarius sun, Sagittarius moon: Edge of Town- Middle Kids Sagittarius sun, Capricorn moon: Houdini- Foster The People Sagittarius sun, Aquarius moon: Magnetised-Tom Odell Sagittarius sun, Pisces moon: Midnight City-M83

Capricorn

Capricorn sun, Aries moon: UGH!- The 1975 Capricorn sun, Taurus moon: Feel Something- Jaymes Young Capricorn sun, Gemini moon: Fake Happy- Paramore Capricorn sun, Cancer moon: To Be Alone-Ben Howard Capricorn sun, Leo moon: Life Itself- Glass Animals Capricorn sun, Virgo moon: $ting- the neighbourhood Capricorn sun, Libra moon: Winter- Pvris Capricorn sun, Scorpio moon: Cruel World- Phantogram Capricorn sun, Sagittarius moon: Train- Brick+Mortar  Capricorn sun, Capricorn moon: Shattered & Hollow- First Aid Kit Capricorn sun,Aquarius moon: Oh No!-Marina and the diamonds Capricorn sun, Pisces moon: Bloom-The Paper Kites

Aquarius

Aquarius sun, Aries moon: Black Butterflies and Deja Vu- The Maine Aquarius sun, Taurus moon: California Numb- Cloves Aquarius sun, Gemini moon: Driving- Wanderer Aquarius sun, Cancer moon: Your Life Your Call- Junip Aquarius sun, Leo moon: Second Guessing Games-Colony House Aquarius sun, Virgo moon: Made Of Stone- Daughter Aquarius sun, Libra moon: Sing of the Moon-The Collection Aquarius sun, Scorpio moon: Narrow Margins-Half Moon Run Aquarius sun, Sagittarius moon: Beautifully Unconventional- Wolf Alice Aquarius sun, Capricorn moon: She Moves In Her Own Way- The Kooks Aquarius sun, Aquarius moon: 10,000 Emerald Pools- BØRNS Aquarius sun, Pisces moon: Simple Song- The Shins

Pisces 

Pisces sun, Aries moon: Deadcrush- alt-J Pisces sun, Taurus moon: Overthinking- Adna Pisces sun, Gemini moon: Set Me Free- Charli XCX Pisces sun, Cancer moon: Naive-The Kooks Pisces sun, Leo moon: Sedona- Houndmouth Pisces sun, Virgo moon: Blush- Wolf Alice Pisces sun, Libra moon: Loveless- Lo Moon Pisces sun, Scorpio moon: Empty- Pvris Pisces sun, Sagittarius moon: Be Who You Are-The Kooks Pisces sun, Capricorn moon: Half- Pvris Pisces sun, Aquarius moon: Nitesky- Robert Koch Pisces sun, Pisces moon: The Forgotten- Greenday

the signs i've met

aries: my spiteful aunt. she likes art and reels men in with her classic pasta dinner. they don’t know she’s a snake.

taurus: my sweet teacher who would cry during sad movies and gets overwhelmed easily. protect her.

gemini: my dad. he’s generous but don’t call attention to it. loves to gossip but dishes what he can’t take.

cancer: every man i fall hard for. sarcastic, charming, and yet-oblivious. i love you why can’t you see it you fucking mr. krabs ass

leo: my grandma’s boyfriend. he cackles at every joke, no matter how mediocre. especially his own. makes everyone watch him dance.

virgo: my old friend. very aware and analytical, but laughs at stupid shit. i don’t know if i love her or hate her

libra: my best friend of all time. so sweet and small, but loves that Satire. i love him

scorpio: my mom. so intense. texts me to like her selfies during school.

sagittarius: edgy girl i used to be friends with. emo who dyed her ginger hair black. phil lester back the fuck up

capricorn: me. i have no sense of self anymore. guess we’re logical though so that’s cool?

aquarius: a couple boys i’ve fallen for. they seem so mysterious but they’re always emotionally awkward dorks. edgelords.

pisces: another soft friend. she talks a lot but it’s never obnoxious. lives in the clouds man

THE SIGNS AS THE MOST POPULAR GIRLS IN SCHOOL CHARACTERS

Aries: Brittnay Matthews - The hella angry and intense blonde cheerleader who gives second rate handjobs
Taurus: Deandra - QUEEN of loosing her arms, eating food, and pooping.
Gemini: Jonathan "Than" Getslinhaumer - He's gay! But wait... He's not gay. He once gave a guy a blowjob through a hole in the bathroom wall.
Cancer: Jenna Dapananian - She never knows what's going on and gets really happy when she's finally involved with something
Leo: Mackenzie Zales - Head cheerleader, homecoming queen, AND part-time model
Virgo: Ashley Katchadorian - She was in charge for the snacks in the cheer squad, but she betrayed the cheer squad attempted a join rival team. Also is terrible at keeping secrets.
Libra: Saison Marguerite - She is, umm, how you say? French. But some people say she's from Canada. She steals Brittnay's boyfriend and gets pregnant with a, how you say, baby.
Scorpio: Jenna Darabond - Queen of burning down malls, hipsterism, and revenge. I think she's dead now.
Sagittarius: Bridget Tice - Rachel Tice's older and saracastic sister who works at a pizza place with a manager that has only one ball.
Capricorn: Judith Dinsmore - NERRRRRDDDDDDD
Aquarius: Shay Van Buren - Queen of becoming leader of the cheersquad after nine years of rejection from the cheersquad. Keeps it 110% all the time and is apart of the most popular family in Oakland Park.
Pisces: Trisha Cappelletti - She's very very dumb, but she has a kind heart of gold and a boyfriend without a penis or balls.

The signs and weird places they sit in (just a suggestion) (also, I like sitting on counters, the stairs, and the left armrest of my living room chair)

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On tables: Aries, Sagittarius, Taurus

On stairs: Gemini, Libra, Pisces

On the floor: Aquarius, Capricorn, Leo

On the armrests of chairs/sofas/couches: Cancer, Scorpio, Virgo

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I want people to remember me , to leave a mark on someone. To change their perspective on life. If I made someone a better person , even by 5% , I would be the happiest. And when I’m gone , my scars will stay. I want to be the most beautiful memory that you can have. I want someone to talk about me like once I was their entire world , to open someone’s eyes ,to make them appreciate what they have before it’s gone . Basically , I want to be what you were to me.

I found myself by losing you (via things-i-wish-i-saidd)

Zodiac Sign Kinks:

ARIES: “My kink is when people hurry the fuck up and quit wasting my time”

TAURUS: “My kink is when cuddle time is anytime i ask for it”

GEMINI: “My kink is when people actually know what their talking about and if they don’t know what they’re talking about the shut the hell up.

CANCER: “My kink is when my friends accept my food offer to them”

LEO: “My kink is when I’m given the reasons why they love me”

VIRGO: “My kink is when people admit I was right”

LIBRA: “my kink is when i’m being bugged to hang out because they love spending time with me as much as i love spending time with them”

SCORPIO: “My kink is when people tell the fuckin truth”

SAGITTARIUS: “My kink is when people bring positivity into my life”

CAPRICORN: “My kink is when I’m abducted by aliens so people can leave me the hell alone”

AQUARIUS: “My kink is when i can play video/computer games all day”

PISCES: “My kink is when someone is witty as hell”

The Signs Of Falling/Being in Love

Aries: Appetite Loss - All you think about is him or her. Producing more dopamine, you feel little need for food or other basic necessities while floating through each day on a cloud of hope.  

Taurus: Abandon Regular Routines - You may abandon your work or your responsibilities.  Your thoughts and actions become devoted to your love interest. 

Gemini: Fresh Complexion - You feel different and it shows. Others might catch you smiling or blushing for no apparent reasons. 

Cancer: You Think of that Person as Perfect - You project your idea of the perfect one onto them and you overlook their weaknesses or flaws. 

Leo: You Upgrade Your Looks - You care more about how you dress or look. You may start thinking of the small things that you can do to make yourself look better for them. 

Virgo: You Daydream - You begin thinking about the future with this person. Your imagination creates vivid scenarios of romantic getaways, cozy chats, exciting adventures, and feel-good moments. 

Libra: You Build an Addiction - You always want to communicate with them and when they don’t communicate back, you start to worry. You spend most of your time analyzing every word and punctuation mark in each conversation to make sure that they’re interested and committed. 

Scorpio: You feel better about life - You begin to wonder where this person has been all your life, and why the two of you never found each other sooner. All of life’s disappointments, frustrations and losses will not compare anymore. 

Sagittarius: You Get Jealous Easily- You hate it when other people talk to them and you hate it when other people spend time with them. You miss them when they are not around and become irritated. 

Capricorn: You Find Their Quirks Cute, not Annoying - You don’t really mind their bad habits, but in fact find them attractive. 

Aquarius: You Talk About Them - You secretly tell your friends about them and become excited for your friends or family to meet them. 

Pisces: You Support them- You find yourself standing up for them when others are against them. You try to become useful to them and help them where ever possible.

things that are weirdly hot when the signs do them??

aries: licking/biting their lips/sticking out their tongue when focusing, stretching their arms forward, rolling their eyes, swearing quietly
taurus: leaning forward on their feet to look at you, cocking their head to move their hair out of their face, angling their hips
gemini: puppy dog eyes and a small smile, winking, making dirty jokes, laughing through their smile, diving into a pool, protectively hugging someone
cancer: just being quiet and broody, ruffling their hair, getting really intense in a sport, having body hair, wearing anything around their wrist
leo: cracking their knuckles, laughing with their eyes closed, winking, flipping someone off, leaning back to yawn loudly
virgo: smirking, raising one eyebrow, climbing anything, posing for photos, dancing with their friends, anything that strains them physically
libra: suggestive faces/hand gestures, sticking their hands in their pockets to rock back and forth on their heels, self-deprecating humor
scorpio: fist pumps/saying "yes!" when they realize they've won something/gotten it right, chewing on the end of a pencil/pen
sagittarius: getting pissed off, drinking tons of water after exertion, climbing into the seat of a car, laughing until they can't breathe
capricorn: dancing when they're happy, accents of any kind, literally just twiddling their thumbs, pretending to complain about something they clearly love
aquarius: taking selfies, fiddling with/raking their hands through their hair, calling you by your first name randomly in conversation
pisces: throwing anything, offering/giving piggy back rides, putting lotion on themselves, looking over their sunglasses

Being Friends with the Signs VS Being Best Friends with them

Aries: shy and calm/ caring and compassionate

Taurus: sweet and shy/ Satan

Gemini: pretty much a dick/ emotional and depressed

Cancer: attractive and intimidating/ a big teddy bear

Leo: gay/ bADDEST BITCH THAT YOU CANT HELP BUT LOVE

Virgo: energetic and crazy/ same thing but tells you more

Libra: gREAT/ emotional and really sweet

Scorpio: flirtatious and ew/ a bitch

Sagittarius: Weird, shy, and annoying/ even more weird, shy, and annoying. Really upfron

Capricorn: fun/ fun/ fun/ fun

Aquarius: fun and carefree/ a total sweetheart

Pieces: really gay/ energetic and smart

signs when they miss someone

aries: they will never stop thinking about them
taurus: they will probably spend time with the things that the person gave to them
gemini: they will constantly talk about the person
cancer: they will try to find bits of that person's personality in other people's personalities to compensate
leo: they probably won't miss them for long
virgo: they will write them a lot of letters, but probably never send them
libra: they will find it very easy to compensate with the absence of that person
scorpio: they won't say much to others about the person anymore
sagittarius: they won't worry much bc they'll probably visit the person asap
capricorn: they will seem like they don't care at all, but they're probably crying themselves to sleep for a while
aquarius: they'll talk about them pretty much all the time, and will probably never ever stop
pisces: they'll make it very hard to tell that they miss someone, but sometimes they'll make really vague and sarcastic comments that make it obvious

The signs as signature looks

I am going to kill you look:
Aries, Aquarius, Leo
Please shut the fuck up look:
Libra, Pisces, Taurus
Fuck me right now please look:
Scorpio, Cancer, Sagittarius
I am dying inside look:
Capricorn, Virgo, Gemini

the signs in a boring lecture hall

texting: aries, gemini
sleeping: libra, pisces
online shopping: taurus, leo
doing calc hw due right after this class: scorpio, sagittarius
on tumblr: cancer, aquarius
actually taking notes: virgo, capricorn

Why the signs are problematic

Aries : oblivious to the obvious

Taurus : too hard on themselves

Gemini : quickly switch from cheerful irritable

Cancer: extremely stubborn

Leo : will fight you

Virgo: P R O C R A S T I N A T O R

Libra : do not handle criticism well

Scorpio : can be not considerate of others

Sagittarius : overly blunt

Capricorn : can’t admit to being wrong

Aquarius: can’t express feeling properly

Pisces : very shy

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why the signs probably don't like u

aries: you a flip floppin ass bitch

taurus: you disagree with everything they say

gemini: they simply just don’t like you period don’t question them

cancer: you’re a bully

leo: you’re always bringing dark clouds around them

virgo: you don’t have shit going on for yourself

libra: bc you dick ride their enemy

scoprio: you think expressing your emotions is bad

sagittarius: just bc you’re always negative and breathing rn

capricorn: youre always in their personal space like move bitch damn

aquarius: bc you’re selfish sharing is caring god dammit

pisces: bc you underestimate them for not being vocal about certain things

🔥Roasting the rising signs 🔥

Aries/ too aggressive y'all need to chill. It’s was cute at first when people thought it was a one time joke, but then when they realize that how you really are 24/7, it’s a turn off.
Taurus/ boring af, no one notices you standing there. No ones gonna approach you first cause you aren’t anyone first choice.
Gemini/ nosy af, it’s soooo annoying. Loves drama but swears they don’t!
Cancer/ Shit starter. Got that annoying face that everyone wants to punch for some reason.
Leo / too extra, you look stupid. Your constant seeking for attention Makes everyone cringe.Everyone can tell you are trying honey.
Virgo/ tries to come off as smart but it sometimes ends up looking bitchy fake ( Trying to impresses everyone with their "smartness" ) always so nervous, looks like you don't have confidence in anything.
Libra / fake af, no one really talks to the real you. People will start noticing how fake you are when you get stuck in a situation where two different groups collide and you don’t know how to act.
Scorpio/ quiet and boring, literary no one notices you, where is the magnetic energy that you speak of ?
Sagittarius/ annoying af, literally tries to hard to be relatable. Insert themselves in situations and then complains about it
Capricorn/ so fucking tense, you can. Literary see the stick up thier ass. Gets triggered so much.
Aquarius/ naturally weird but When they Realize that people think they are weird,you can see them trying to act weirder to uphold the reputation they've been given.Such a huge ego, they try to hard to be unique and if you tell them they aren’t, accuses you of being jealous/ hater.
Pisces / weak willed, so easy to step all over you. Tries using the lack of self confidence as cuteness and it gets annoying.