Who wants to come over and have a crush on me

she's just puppy

we need to find a way to effectively romanticize transfem shoulders, it’s the one part of the body i haven’t seen any love for as of yet.

Get super high and snuggle a trans girl. Quick lives depend on it please

I need you to hit the vape and share it with a tgirl via mouth to mouth. Please. It's essential.

coffee

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

Bothering the beast

that's because they're professionals who are friends in real life like most actors. they just pretend to be rivals on set during filming

BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

I think the reason Guilty Gear in particular tends to resonate with trans people is because it consistently champions themes of recklessly being yourself and living freely. Obviously there's canonically genderqueer characters like Bridget and Testament and that representation draws queer people in, but the reason they're here in the first place is because of those themes.

The characters all have things they want to break free from, most often societal obligations, and many of them have succeeded in this by the time Strive takes place, having become happy, actualized people. When you listen to the soundtrack, you get rock ballad after rock ballad about wanting to do things your own way, and be yourself. At its very core, Guilty Gear is a game that's in love with the idea of people finding themselves. Heck, the main character has the word "free" literally written on his outfit.

It's more punk than Street Fighter, more optimistic than Mortal Kombat, more relatable than Tekken. And the music slaps, too.

This is probably why I always keep coming back to Guilty Gear.

So many characters are all striving to live their best lives in ways that all feel relatable. Such examples include but aren't limited to:

Venom having a crush on Zato, even though Zato only has feelings for Millia.

Ramlethal learning that she is valuable as an individual and has her own emotions that she works through

Bridget learning to be her true self after working so had to prove herself as a capable bounty hunter to prove a stupid superstition wrong

Testament, after years of torment and falling into bad thing after bad thing, they finally have some time to just let themself be happy and explore their identity (also develop a super good fashion sense too)

Ky went from someone who was angry and hated the gears to not only supporting them, marrying one, fathering a partial one, but even became a partial gear. He now hopes that he can inspire people to be better and be a path that others want to follow.

A.B.A and Robo Ky both want to make the world a better place, even if others don't like them. And Robo-ky was largely successful in weakening Bedman enough for Venom to land the final blow

Potemkin fought for a cause he believed in and won, but is now starting to wonder if it was all worth it. Still he keeps his faith strong that he did the right thing.

Hell, even Asuka, a main villain of the series, just wants to help people but always meddles in others lives in ways that only make things worse.

Every character feels so human in their own way, and honestly no other fighting game has quite been able to do that

yeah, that's The Stoker

on my french shit smoking that oui'd

you can't do this to me

why do we have butt cheeks i dont understand why did we evolve this way

what use do butt cheeks have 

oh my god I HAVE THIS KNOWLEDGE

fun fact: butt-cheeks are one of the things that make us superior to other animals okay note that other apes do not have butt-cheeks

okay don’t quote me on this because I only did sixthform-bio and I’m sure of forgotten loads of stuff but here’s the down-low

back when we were evolving from ape to human, one of the most important things that happened was when our spine started meeting our brains at a sort of 90 degree angle instead of like 45 degrees, which meant that we could straighten up and walk on two legs which was a pretty rad development

except alas oh no our muscles weren’t built to allow us to walk around on two legs because that requires a sort of twisty motion of your hips as opposed to whatever the fuck it is everything else does AND SO ape-people started evolving with longer, narrower waists so that our bodies could twist with every footstep and we could strut along the fashionable catwalk that is neanderthal evolution

but then once this had happened, people realised that we had an advantage over other animals and we would be better at chasing and killing them but we weren’t very good at running

so that’s when we developed the glutenus maximus which is a really badass-sounding name for the muscle in your derriere which helps us to support our spine in an upright position so we don’t get tired, and helps the legs to rotate nicely so that we can run, and has a nice big fat storage around it to help us get energy so that we can run

and that, basically, is the butt-cheek

tl;dr - butt-cheeks were the result of thousands of years of natural selection so that we could run fast and slaughter things

thank you so much for such a fabulous, informative and detailed explanation on the evolution of the butt

i feel enlightened and empowered to know my butt is for such a worthwhile purpose, so thank you 

i love this butt science post so much

Also for squeezing

fun fact: that fat on the cheeks? Incredibly useful source of energy to that muscle during endurance exertion, when glycogen is more or less depleted; carries the advantage of being right there and also serving to pad the important muscles in case of injury and provide a comfortable cushion on which to sit. Fat pads do things, and while we’re most used to thinking of individual fat pads in terms of their structural uses, often they function by providing easy sources of local power for sustained use.

Humans actually have quite a lot of intramuscular fat relative to some other species–I’m used to mice, which don’t bother, for example; neither do rabbits, which are so infamously lean that dining too heavily on them can be bad for human health. Of course, neither species relies much on endurance. Fast twitch muscles, which are good for sprinting and darting, tend to be powered by glycogen availability even within species; by contrast, slow twitch and highly oxidative muscles that are used over sustained exercise are generally powered by intramuscular fat.

(I am reading an interesting thesis tonight that also notes that relative to horses, dogs have more intramuscular fat in hindquarter muscles–exactly what you would expect to see in the context of intramuscular fat as a local fuel for endurance running, since dogs are–like humans–adapted for long distance persistence hunting.)

Next time you slap that jiggly ass, stop and reflect on how important and useful ALL its components are! In a very real sense, humanity’s ass defines us nearly as strongly as our heads.

So what I’m hearing is that having a dump truck ass is literally Evolutionarily Advantageous. Even great-great-great-grandma Ungalug back in the Pleistocene woulda been hunting for a slice of that Cake. Help I’m a Miocene megafauna trying to escape predation but these Hominid ass-cheeks are dummy thick and the resonant clapping of their fatty pads keep driving them onwards beyond the limits of my exhaustion

This is the ass of a killer, Bella.

The pinnacle of evolutionary advantage…