BILLIE MY GIRL! HURRY!! WE MUSN'T MISS THE BRUNCH RUSH!
Last night my gf left the discord call for a sec and said "sorry I'll put on cocomelon for you" and then tabbed over to a google image search for "gundam yaoi"
I don't care what gender you are. Put on this slutty top and these tight shorts.
magine a mecha pilot kept in restraints and sensory deprivation, so when they interface with their machine their brain will register it as the body it’s controlling.
Arms in a straightjacket, legs bound together, the mask blinding and deafening you (the gag is necessary I assure you), strapped into your machine and jacked in. Your brain registering the 10-ton death machine as its body to control, since your biological body is in a still void.
nice argument, however i have monkeys at typewriters typing your ip out dumbass. as soon as one of them gets it right youre fucking dead
icant even explain why i feel this way about it but this meme, this specific version, just makes me so emotional i love it so so much. its very heartwarming. peace n love on planet earth
Let me put this in terms you understand. Our preschooler, Thancred Alphinaud O’Brian, got into the neighbor’s “AoE” where he “drew aggro” from the guard dog and took a lot of “DoT” because you weren’t fucking watching him
If you told me one half of Barbenheimer included the main character talking to God about their impact on humanity and what their purpose was I could have never guess which movie it was.
90% of the interpersonal conflict on this website could be solved by everypony drinking more trans girl breast milk
Finding out that Elon Musk was forced out as CEO of PayPal in favor of noted vampire Peter Thiel bc Elon Musk was adamant they keep it named "X dot com" instead of Paypal unlocks so much. His space company, his literal child, and now Twitter: it's the world's most inane Rosebud. He actually bought back the URL, like a cherished childhood sled (owning the right to name a website the letter "X")
Some people told him it made more sense to have their banking company have a indicative name instead of generically being called "X" with vague allusions to being The Site For Everything, and he'll prove those fools WRONG by getting the same things yelled at him over a different website's name twenty years later
For twenty two years he's been stewing about people telling him PayPal was a better name for a payment site than X. He was so invested in X dot com at the time they waited to hold the vote until he was on vacation. He has been furious over people saying "it's better for our site to have a name that tells you what it is instead of a letter" since before 9/11. This is his entire life
Pictured above: the only moment Elon Musk has ever been happy, before it turned to all-consuming rage and envy over a single letter
Is... is THAT why he called his space company SpaceX???
fr tho, I'm convinced at this point that he got divorced just so he could have another X.