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It’s not enough anymore I need to bite someone

@sewingmonster

Dino-He/Him or It/Its
Random stuff and
no sleep schedule

for years you have paraded around in public, wearing a hat that so boldly claims that women want you and fish fear you. you know just as well as i do that this is a lie. can you live up to the bar your hat sets? currently you are being lowered into a tank of piranha, and only your wife has the controls to save you. does this woman truly want you, or will it be you who fears the fish? let the game begin

tumblr posts’ standards have reached such level of absurdity that i saw this post and considered it just another normal tumblr post till i read the url

Tell me, Will-

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clark with chickens...

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okay no i’m thinking about this now. afternoon at the kent farm. clark has LORE about the chickens. bruce is just sitting there holding one like– i’d say a time bomb but he defused a time bomb last week and it was less anxiety-inducing than this. clark is like, “this one is peach, coz her butt looks like a peach. this one’s rosa, we just thought the name fit :-] this one’s. um well this one’s called brucie wayne coz of the way he struts.... sorry.... me and ma thought it was funny at the time... oh and the one you’re holding is called bitewing coz she bites :-]” and

bruce: you. you gave me bitewing. clark: well yeah, coz you’re batman :] bruce: you- OW. it bit me! clark: yeah that’s bitewing

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new batman villain just dropped

so what do u think about plays

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i like how in a theatre time and space are necessarily metaphorical. i don’t like how plays always have to begin with someone walking onstage and talking. too many directors try to work around this by having someone walk onstage and brood in silence for a moment before talking. this is worse. 

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sharp-tender-shock

If you were directing a play, how would it begin?

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bilbao-moon

bagpipes at the back of the auditorium so everyone turns their heads and when they’ve turned back around the play has already begun

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Best thing you can do for your art is to turn stabalizer all the way down and delete any references youre usong and close your eyes and make random strokes across the screen and open your eyes and make more random strokes and make it red and make it bleeding

currently making another clone edit but struggling to concentrate because rex’s face looks like he’s dissociating in the middle of the battlefield lmao so of course i had to make this

“Perhaps you have forgotten. That’s one of the great problems of our modern world, you know. Forgetting. The victim never forgets. Ask an Irishman what the English did to him in 1920 and he’ll tell you the day of the month and the time and the name of every man they killed. Ask an Iranian what the English did to him in 1953 and he’ll tell you. His child will tell you. His grandchild will tell you. And when he has one, his great-grandchild will tell you too. But ask an Englishman—” He flung up his hands in mock ignorance. “If he ever knew, he has forgotten. ‘Move on!’ you tell us. ‘Move on! Forget what we’ve done to you. Tomorrow’s another day!’ But it isn’t, Mr. Brue.” He still had Brue’s hand. “Tomorrow was created yesterday, you see. That is the point I was making to you. And by the day before yesterday, too. To ignore history is to ignore the wolf at the door.”

- A Most Wanted Man, John le Carré

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Things that should be true about Watson given his military career, taken from someone whose grandfather was a soldier and later defected to the navy:

- Just the absolute worse potty mouth you’ve ever heard. Not just cussing but also knows the MOST bawdy songs and limericks that would make Hopkins flush to the roots of his hair - Constantly egging on criminals. He’s already been shot by a Jezail bullet (though most of us agree he was probably shot twice since he says he has an injury in his shoulder and leg) and dealt with the worst pain, illness and recovery he could’ve had so what’s this fucker with a heavy fist gonna do? Knock him for six? Child’s play - The above actually stresses out Holmes and Lestrade immensely but they have since grown used to it - Morbid sense of humour. Also just a general british thing but I imagine it’s even bigger with him since he’s seen some real atrocity on the battlefield - Despite what his narratives might have you believe, it takes a lot for Watson to be affected by the state of a corpse. He’s a little bit desensitized to this sort of thing - Doesn’t drink often but when he does he goes all in and is very good at playing sober even when completely off his arse. He’s definitely shot his gun and ridden a horse while under the influence - This is just fanon anyway but he’s for sure a gambler. Not just cards and billiards he’ll even place bets on how long it’ll take Holmes to solve a case. Jokes a lot about his terrible gambling luck and that if he ever betted on Holmes’ life his friend would surely die as a result - Imagine his surprise when he bets on Holmes in a boxing match and his friend actually wins. He almost faints from the shock - Despite all of this he is just as polite and kind and gentle as his stories portray him to be. He’s a sensitive soul and prefers people only see that side of him unless you’re someone whose known him a while (or you’re a piece of shit he doesn’t care for lol)

i love it when old technology is difficult and slow for other people but then when i use it it works for me first try it's like aww you have a crush on me that's so sweet

i see a convo w a character ai and i keep scrolling

listen im seeing tags about people agreeing that ai bots can be really inaccurate and i want to point out that this is NOT about that. the ai bot can be as accurate as you want it to be i still get mad at em.

its not about how good they do at emulating a character, its about that they aren’t a person making creative choices and i hate that. i want to enjoy my characters with other people. hold my hand and tell me all about why you think your blorbo is autistic or likes your favourite shitty band. i love you. if a bot randomly shuffles those opinions out idc if theyre even the same ones im exploding it with my mind.

What’s the point of loving content if I know there isn’t someone as obsessively fucked up as me sitting on the other side of the internet