23 Reasons Why "Hocus Pocus" Is The Best Halloween Movie Of All Time

Hocus Pocus IS Halloween

Because Sarah Jessica Parker has never had a better role than Sarah Sanderson:

Or Bette Midler as Winifred Sanderson:

Because the movie taught us so many things, like what a virgin is:

And that the ugly chicks always stay out late:

How to be calm:

How to be beautiful:

And who “Ice” is:

Because of THE BURNING RAIN OF DEATH:

Because the movies had zombies before zombies were cool:

And it also had talking cats before talking cats were mainstream:

Because even though the movie was hilarious:

Like really really funny:

And kind of terrifying:

It still makes you cry like a baby:

Because Thackery Binx is the best name ever:

And because he’s on NCIS now:

One word (or four): AMUCK AMUCK AMUCK AMUCK

Because they said the movie’s title in the movie:

Because everyone’s first crush was Max Dennison:

Even if he was too cool to trick or treat:

Or their first crush was Sarah Sanderson:

And finally because of this:

I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine….

 ♡ Alan Rickman on MTv After Hours doing a promo for Daniel Radcliffe’s Snowy River

 ♡ Alan Rickman posing for The Artist Is Present at the Museum Of Modern Art / day 53, portrait 1  

Sitting time: 9 minutes Artist: Marina Abramović Photographer: Marco Anelli/MoMA Webcam capture: Dimitri Chrysanthopoulos

Imagine Alan whispering something naughty into your ear.

You’re sitting on the sofa flipping through a magazine. Alan walks up and plops down beside you hard enough to make you bounce on the cushion and you laugh. He’s obviously in a playful mood.

He sits slightly sideways and leans in by your ear. “I wanna make love to you,” he whispers. You tell him he just gave you an incredible tingling feeling. “And where exactly is this tingling feeling?” he asks. “Oh, I think you know,” you reply.

He places his hand on your face, caressing your cheek lightly, leans close to you and asks, “Here?” You shake your head slightly in disagreement. He slides his hand down your neck and rests it in the middle of your chest. “Here?” You shake your head again. He continues sliding his hand down your torso and rests it on your stomach. “Here?” Once again, you shake your head.

He slowly slides his hand to your hip, down your outer thigh, and back up your inner thigh to rest on your already sensitive area. He bites his lower lip and raises an eyebrow as he gives you a firm squeeze. He hears your breath catch and smiles as your eyes close at his touch. “Ah, there it is.”

 ♡ Alan Rickman doing an interview on the set of Love Actually / romantic roles / © Huntley Archives

I love how his expression in the first gif goes from smiley to concerned as if he was asked something weird. Then it looks like he’s gradually making a mental note to kick the interviewer’s butt.

Snape x Reader Masterlist

Ch.1 First Impression

Ch.2 Watch Your Cauldron

Ch.3 A Piece of Advice

Ch.4 Snape’s Unexpected Discovery

Ch.5 Attack

Ch.6 Shelter Under the Blanket

Ch.7 I Beleive In You

Ch.8 I Don’t Wanna Say Goodbye

Ch.9 Meeting After Holidays

Ch.10 Just an Excuse to Have You By My Side

Ch.11 You Do Not Stop Surprising Me

Ch.12 You Can Always Count On Me

Ch.13 My Dear Dunderhead

Ch.14 First Class As Snape’s Assistant

Ch.15 Dance Lessons

Ch.16 Christmas Present

Ch.17 Fighting a Cold

Ch.18 Snape’s Slut

Ch.19 Swapping Bodies

Ch.20 Come Back to Me

Ch.21 No One Is Allowed to Touch Her

Ch.22 Private Lessons

Ch.23 Turn Off The Light (Part 1)

Ch.24 Turn Off The Light (Part 2)

Ch.25 My Sweet Girl

Ch.26 Another Goodbye

Ch.27 Summer Surprises

Ch.28 Back Again

Ch.29 Even Potions Masters Need Some Care

Ch.30 I Won’t Let You Die (Part 1)

Ch.31 I Won’t Let You Die (Part 2)

Ch.32 You Are Not Alone

Ch.33 Mission For a Special Agent

Ch.34 McGonagall’s Support

Ch.35 Call Me Severus

Ch.36 Together in the Woods

Ch.37 Chatter Over a Cup of Tea

Ch.38 Walking in the Snow

Ch.39 After a Walk

Ch.40 Amortentia

Ch.41 Mirror of Erised

Ch.42 The Night of the Ball

Ch.43 Abandoned Tower

Ch.44 Magic of the Night

Ch.45 First Morning Together

Ch.46 Any Plans for Christmas?

Ch.47 Spinner’s End

Ch.48 Waking Alone But Not Lonely

Ch.49 Big City Lights

Ch.50 Ghosts of the Past

Ch.51 The 9th of January (Just Another Day on the Calendar)

Ch.52 Short Way to Heaven

Ch.53 It Couldn’t Last Forever

Ch.54 Not a Problem

Ch.55 What McGonagall’s Visit Could Bring 

Ch.56 Private Tea Party 

Ch.57 Inside the Walls of Potions Classroom 

Ch.58 Unpleasant Surprise 

Ch.59 Who Is She 

Ch.60 Bad Day Ends With Good News 

Ch.61 I Can Do It 

Ch.62 Dangerous Task 

To be continued…

Snamione Fic Rec

Hey lovelys! I have compiled a list of fics that I have read and enjoyed. There is a link to each fic, as well as a link to the author’s page so that you may peruse their other various works!

The Scales of Balance by One Red Shoe (AO3) Words: 160K Rating: M “And Miss Granger?” Their eyes saw what time and apathy had made others blind to. Snape and Malfoy had left England after their trials. When they return 10 years later, they’re furious with what they find, and heads will roll. SS/HG with a side of SS/HG/LM, LM/GW, even SS/HG/LM/GW. This story is AU and EWE, it has dark HP/RW.

Another Dream by Dragoon811 (AO3 where explict versions of works are posted) (Tumblr) Words: 160k Rating: M Due to his injuries, Severus is unable to resume his old life. He’s determined to be lonely and miserable, but the yearly Order Christmas party becomes a bright spot, thanks to Hermione Granger. 

Devolve by BetteNoire - WIP Words: 64K+ Rating: M The ailing headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, has disappeared right before the Christmas holiday, but the staff doesn’t care—because they have been turned into children! Will the teachers return to normal before classes resume? Will Professor Snape be mad, realizing he had Hermione Granger for a nanny? 

The Potions Master by Kittenshift17 (AO3)- WIP Words: 40k Rating: M She hated herself just a little for hoping that he approved of the way she looked whilst half-naked, blaming it again on her incessant need for the approval she so craved from him academically. Hermione decided that she ought to have her head examined if she could in some twisted way yearn for him to approve her appearance and her body.

The Cat, the Witch, and the Picket Fence by Muggleborns Words: 50k Rating: M Sometimes, a curse BECOMES a blessing, turning Severus Snape’s life upside-down in the process

The Headmaster’s Wife by Mrs HH (Tumblr) (AO3)- WIP Words: 600k Rating: M Who says ancient magic should be feared? When Headmaster Snape finds himself thinking about Hermione Granger, he needs to know why. Will his feelings become set in stone, and what is going on at the Ministry? A story of love, hurt and healing; old and new relationships; new friends and allies; old and new enemies. A story that will make you laugh, cry and tear your hair out. EWE AU

The Beginning of Truth by LaraLee88 (AO3)- WIP Words: 170+k Rating: M The thunderous sound of multiple Apparitions and the rebounding of various hexes and curses assaulted her ears, causing her to momentarily bring her shaking hands to cover them for relief. How had they been found? 

Denial by Little Beloved Words: 215k Rating: M Marriage Law Fic. *WINNER: Of five 2007 OWL Awards, in categories Romance, Drama, A/U, Challenge and Fire & Ice. Winner of Mugglenet Quicksilver Quill Award 2008 and SS/HG Award for best Romance 2008.* Five years after the fall of Voldemort, Hermione and Severus receive unhappy news.

Alcohol Doesn’t Mix With Heartbreak by BewitchingDesire Words: 75k Rating: M Hermione gets drunk due to Ron’s treatment of her, and she gets thrown out of the bar, and into the streets of London, unable to defend herself because of her intoxication. Who can save her from a dangerous situation? A story of unlikely circumstances, and even more unlikely relationships.

Care of Magical Creatures by Mia Madwyn (AO3) Words: 300k Rating: M MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons.

Searching by Knitchick Words: 65k Rating: M Ten years after the war, Hermione goes in search of love and ends up changing the world.

TLOU pt 2 moodboard

The Last of Us Part II | Tommy

You can’t stop this.

Joel in his 20s - 40s - 50s

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@chapinfan69 Thanks for the screenshots and say hi to Evil Drakes.

Uncharted 4 a thief’s end all character load screens 😍

endless list of favourite characters: nathan drake (uncharted)