when you’re in bed with bae and you finish blogging:

Wisdom of the day.

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Clear your mind here

wow i sure am thirsty for some apple beverage oh boy

Clear your mind here

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

Clear your mind here

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police