I'm starting a new world record for how long humans can go without food, today is day one
no guys, you can't come over anymore
my mom said I'm not allowed to talk to the ledrich horrors in my closet because they bring about some mass doom or whatever
I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements
I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw
you are so beautiful in every way
We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible
"why are people who do cool things always so weird"
i have a startling truth to keep from you... about the relationship between cool and weird
I'm a computer, where's my sloppy disk
better one, people call me a hard computer so where's my sloppy disk
OK how about this one, I identify as a computer cause I need that data from a sloppy disk 8 inches in diameter
I'm a computer, where's my sloppy disk
better one, people call me a hard computer so where's my sloppy disk
apparently no one was paying attention in middle school language arts when we learned what a fucking protagonist was
now THIS one louder at the back
AND for those who struggle to make inferences from incomplete information: The antagonist is not the Bad Guy, the antagonist is the Guy Who Causes Problems For The Protagonist.
(sometimes protagonists are Good Guys and sometimes antagonists are Bad Guys, but these are not fully-interchangeable terms)
And the Narrator is the Guy Telling The Story (who often isn’t the author and may or may not be the protagonist depending on the POV. Not all stories have Narrators.)
ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live
reblog if you’d open a cursed tomb before even considering opening tumblr live
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor