Be careful princess  🌸

I just love that multiple people not only though “the black one is a princess and those are her bodyguards” but also came to the conclusion “they’re also, obviously, samurai.”

He’s my princess

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

FINE! I'll do it myself

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

“Please oh please open up your computer to a porn virus! If you don’t you’re evil!”

Freeloader Comin’ through!

We didn’t start this war internet users have with ads - We might have moaned about banner ads, but it was only when they started making noises when we might be listening to music or a podcast or whatever, causing two sound sorces at once, that we started trying to block ads universally rather than just a specific type of ad (pop ups).

And since then ads have gotten worse - Actual malware rather than merely breaking one of the fundamental sins of web design - though shalt not autoplay anything with sound. And the more aggressive a website is with ‘please turn off adblock’ the less I trust it to bother to vet ads and advertisers to make sure they’re not installing malware.

Not to mention that the idea that avoiding ads is “freeloading” is hilariously backward. Advertisement is a transaction between the platform and the advertiser, the user has no obligation to provide the views/clicks the platform has promised. Using an adblocker isn’t freeloading in the same way that leaving the room to get a snack during a commercial break isn’t cheating the tv network.

Ok y’all, I work as a web developer and I’m here to tell you that you are 100% right and that it’s shit. SO I’m going to tell you how to get around websites that block you from using their website if you’re using an adblocker. 

Every website uses a language called JavaScript; long story short it’s a website language that allows developers to do the crazy shit you see on websites. Now the easiest thing to do is to disable JavaScript to stop them from knowing you have an adblocker:

Oh no! I’m blocked from viewing the website. It would be a terrible shame if I were able to right click and select the “inspect” feature

Click the three dots in the top right and open the “Settings” Menu

And then scrolled down to “Debugger” and checked the “Disable Javascript Option”

And then just refreshed the page

Reblogging to save my life

saving a life

Saving lives with this reblog

as someone thats been abused and has issues with mood and personality disorders, people who write all creepypasta characters as abusers irk me so badly. it's literally just feeding into the idea that people with mental illnesses are horrible little creatures who only care about themselves and can't handle relationships (platonic and not).

like yeah you can think whatever you want ig, but also at one point you gotta realize that if all of your writing consists of making these characters abusive rapists while you acknowledge their mental issues, it makes people with ptsd, schizophrenia, bpd, bipolar, did, all the shit creepypasta characters dealt with, all kinda look like unstable shallow abusers 💀.

like i had an abusive father, was bullied severely, and have bpd, but i wouldn't rape and abuse people, so why would toby????

does anyone get what i'm saying here cause i'm trying SO hard to get my message across lol.

I know this is gonna piss off nerds but paperbacks are superior to hardbacks

Moodboard

Are you guys okay? Like in the head?

I guess if you want to treat books like marginalized peoples you can but ..

HELLO????

What they mean is that using paperbacks in that way is tantamount to "parking" your car by ramming it hard enough into a wall that it stops moving.

Do not do this to books.

the books are not going to fuck you

In case anyone isn't aware, connections like that are literally called 'illegal' techniques in LEGO parlance.

Illegal building techniques are ones that aren't allowed in official LEGO sets, which always use building techniques designed for and intended by LEGO. The reason they're called illegal is because they stress the blocks in a way they weren't intended for, causing various kinds of material failure overtime.

As an example, the blocks in the example above slowly deform over time because, slowly warping until they don't connect very well to other blocks or each other.

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

How high was I last night?

How much lamb stew did I want to make??

1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????

>960 cups beef broth >2 bay leaves

the unfathomable power of bay leaf

Da bois

The commentary got me rollin!!! 😂😂😂

*Pause mid sentence to glance at the tire on the ground* “I don’t where the fuck that came from.”

Daaaaaaaaaaaaam wtf

The car of the one who did it must look like something out of Looney tunes. Driving on the left wheels because the whole right of the car is Gone.

ARIEL NEEDS LEGS

I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.

I’ve never drawn a comic before!

edit: WATCH IN MOTION COMIC FORM

Happy 10th anniversary folks

defrosting shrimp | source

shrimp cylinder going for a tumble wheeeeee

“7 Generations of Genetic Memory: Xinachtli to Xochtli” 36"x24" oil on canvas by Jake Prendez. 2018 I first painted a version of this 10 years ago. It was one of my first paintings. I wanted to revisit it with 10 years more painting experience. The idea is that the Mayan is holding the symbol for Seed (Xinachtli) which has bloomed into a Xochtli (flower in the girls hand) with us the 7th generation.

I have no idea when i drew this HAHAHA

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

:)

Do Not Do This To Me

if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

Achievement Unlocked:

Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber

Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.

Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts

Ok!

1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass

Happy sludge saturday baby

alright jojo siwas bizarre adventure fans what in gods name is it about

Part 1:

Vampire named Dio tries to kill everyone, fails

Part 2:

Jonathan’s grandson existed and had to fight three thicc af Aztec gods of fitness

Part 3:

Dio is back and now an instagram thot

Part 4:

Hide and seek let’s see who can find the insane hand fetish man

Part 5:

Dio’s son joins the mafia and kills everyone in it while trying to kill their boss

Part 6:

Jail and masturbation.

Part 7:

Jesus told me to kill the president

Part 8:

I don’t even know

jojo heritage post